The journey continues

OK, so I figured I really wanted to see what and OD might look like so I broke out the AMMO, six sprays and TUTH six sprays and headed to a local coffee house to sit and have coffee and read the paper, well and most importantly to see what happened.

I ordered my coffee and the young girl that is normally pretty talkative seemed distant and obscure for a change, guess I was overbearing her with the thought that I just wanted bed fun who knows LOL.

I sat down at a table right near the counter and noticed that no one really sat near me, a table next to me sat a couple and after a bit the guy started being pissy with his wife and gave me a strange look as well. They soon left and a table of four women sat down, two older and two younger. They got their coffee and after a little bit on of the younger ones sitting closest to me changed seats saying she wanted to get by the window to enjoy the sun, or maybe to just get the hell away from my Phero cloud, who knows LOL.

Well the older woman that switched seats with her, I would say mid to late fifties after a few minutes started to glance over at me and would smile and then do that again every few minutes as she was talking to her friends. When they got up to leave she walked by me, lightly touched me on the shoulder, smiled and said enjoy your coffee. So, it definitely was a bit much for the younger women, but this one really seemed to come alive for sure. At least I got to see a little bit of what might happen with an OD. I will also say that after a few hours I felt really drained and groggy from the self affects.

Next lesson I learned was not to wear to much of this to church. I got up with the intention of putting the A314 and some IS and go with that. I guess routine got to me though as after I applied the A314, I grabbed the AMMO out and sprayed it and then thought, oh well, lets see what this does. I went ahead and sprayed the IS and IO and headed to Sunday School and Church.

I got there before the class started and found a seat pretty much in the middle of the circle and waited as people came in. It is a mixed class of single and married and two of the single girls that have been coming every now and then sat on one side of me and a couple that I have talked to on and off for a year or so on Sundays sat on the other side.

About 15 minutes into our discussions the single girl next to me kept twirling her hair and would smile, but then the unwanted consequence was when the married one started to flip her hair as well. She was the one that it really seemed to effect as after I would say something she would lightly tap me on the leg and say that is a great point. After she did that for the fourth of fifth time her husband leaned over and said something in her ear and it never happened again.

Anyway, getting up afterward I was invited to eat with the two single girls beside me and also invited by the wife to come join she and her husband and a few friends. He shook my hand and said, sure, come on along, but he had a look of go the hell away on his face.

Note to self, do not wear Mones to Church or Sunday School ever again LOL.

OMFG. I read the first sentence and immediately came down here to the quick reply box to say “OMFG”. Okay. I’m regaining my breath and reading the rest of your post now…

Phew. Well, good thing you didn’t wear 6 sprays of TUTH to church. (I knew a guy who did that. I could NOT understand this! The more I heard his reports, though, the funnier they got. It’s a good experience if you can weather the WEIRD looks.)

And it sounds like you caused a bit of mischief, yourself!

Are you single, I take it? You seem like man meat for hungry ladies!