The OFFICIAL MX416 Discussion Thread

[Oasis314]

**Date: 7th Sept 2011

1. Pheromones Used**
   2S MX416

2. Purpose of Application
MX416 Testing

3. Self Effects for first 5 minutes
Slight rush, but getting used to UF2 package.

4. Self Effects after 3 hours
Aggressively smooth.

5. Location
Lecture, training.

6. Environment
Air conditioned room. Loads of role-play.

7. People’s Reaction
So staggered to the training room after my morning workout, to be perfectly honest, had a very exhausting night and had to really take a caffeine pill in the morning to get me going.

Anyway, girl I was with last night didn’t turn up that day, must have felt tired. Oh well, went on the usual training, than got an SMS from her, saying she had a great night and she wanted to meet up again, replied and flirted awhile.

Back to business, did some cold calls practice to make appointments for sales. Managed to hit the target easily, most of friends are very supportive of my new career in the next month to come.

Think MX416 helped a lot in terms of aggression, but noticed that my tone was a little to dominating, might want to add socials to this mix should this test pack be available as a product line in future.

Regards to the social dynamics of the entire group for the third day, the compounded effect became super pronounced. Was noticed by everyone in their radar and got LOADS of hits from ALL the females in the room.

My group I was with were disengaged with the trainer and focused more on what I had to say rather than what the trainer had to teach. That was great in a way but had to redirect their attention to the trainer, he was a good teacher and I wanted them to absorb as much as they could.

So after a whole day, number closed about 30 new friends, more than half were females, big range of ages.

Left a good footprint behind them and went onward to hold an after training celebration with my group.

Decided to head down to a local bar where I knew the manager. So instant social value hit when I entered. Only 2 guys joined in, cause most of them were married or attached, all the better.

Had a great conversation and finished the night by engaging a solo conversation with one of the ladies.

Euro-asian mix, 21 year old, alpha female and success hungry.

Still, compared to clubs? No challenge.

She mentioned, “You are different from other guys, most of them just want to sleep with me, but I don’t sense that from you.”

Went back and engaged kino and accelerated. Similar to previous night events, also worked after 10 hours and it was exhausting, I think alpha females have too much pent up energy.

Back to campus again after a 3-day crazy crash course on MX416, back to office to test effects. Hope it would do better than MX415

Two nights in a row.

MX416?

A GODSEND.

8. Summary
Strength
After dry down, only slight scent, scent came back after 2 hours. Could only smell a very slight scent of -none.

Length of Effects
Similar effects to MX414 and MX415 COMBINED.

Tenacity
No ejection button, you hit people very hard with your just-do-it attitude. And they find it amazingly attractive.

Effectiveness
Effective to meet-ups and 1-to-1.

Diffusion/Silage
After the fall-out period and compound effect, people WANT TO KNOW YOU. They are like, I have to know this guy. You FREEZE their brains during sex, euphoric senses rushing towards their olfactory senses through the whole night.

1. Compound effects over a long term is great.
2. Better to start off at 1S, than build up to 2S. It amplifies the initial good effects from 1S. Do not proceed to 2S if you leave bad footprints.
3. Need to test in office environment, this mix is great for a very positive environment.

4. In regards to time Sensitivity

• Dries down in 5 minutes, scent is hidden
• First 2 hours, no -none scent.
• Creeps up after 2 hour mark
• -None scent explodes after around 6 hours
• Hits the nail in brain during sex (Approx 10 hours later)

Taken from: Journal Entry, 7th Sept, 2011

[empath]

just ordered mine, excited to try this without the overpowering scent!

[bestintel]

9-8-11

1.Pheromones Used
1S MX416

2. Purpose of Application
   MX416 Testing

3. Self Effects for first 5 Minutes
   Slight Rush like a caffeine buss to the head

4. Self Effects after 3 hours
   Assertive, Could be seen as Aggression by Others

5. Location
   Target

6. Environment
   Mid 70 F Slight Breezes from the A/C

7. People’s Reaction
   Lots of Interest from women I got followed from on aisle to another by 3 or 4 ladies All hb 7-9 ages 22-45.

The biggest hit I got was a hb 8 22-25. I was looking for a dog costume for Halloween. I saw this cutie go from 60-0 when she was me, I thought she was going to trip her self it certainly put a smile on my face.

I noticed as she came up beside me she rubbed her should up against me. I said " dang girl are you taking up enough space?" She smiled and said look who is talking. now I have a shoulder span of about 58 inches so yes I do take up more space.

We got to talking about our dogs and the food and toys we get them and ended up getting her number. I won’t call because I’m married but man 416 works.

8. Summary
   The scent is good it is light and it stays close to the skin. I like how it blends in with the environment.

Length of Effects
The effects lasted a long time 2-3 hours for self effects

Tenacity
Women seemed to congregate around me and no guys in sight. I like the fact I get blatant hits in public places.

Effectiveness
3-6 Meters it was close to the skin but could be smelled slightly from a distance

[M_M]

@Oasis314

Thanks Steve, not sure how similar my results are, but results are still results, good or bad

Love to read reports on future Mixes, but don’t want to spoil it

If I may … how old are you, O?

Thanks X 2!

[ochrismongrelo]

From everything that I’m hearing from a bunch of peoples posts, it sounds like MX416 is gonna be a big gun - with an optimistic future.

Oasis, if it were an instant line product, what would you call it?

From all the posts I’ve seen people report, it sounds like it should be called ‘Instant Epic Win!’ xD

@Oasis314

**Date: 7th Sept 2011

1. Pheromones Used**
   2S MX416

2. Purpose of Application
MX416 Testing

3. Self Effects for first 5 minutes
Slight rush, but getting used to UF2 package.

4. Self Effects after 3 hours
Aggressively smooth.

5. Location
Lecture, training.

6. Environment
Air conditioned room. Loads of role-play.

7. People’s Reaction
So staggered to the training room after my morning workout, to be perfectly honest, had a very exhausting night and had to really take a caffeine pill in the morning to get me going.

Anyway, girl I was with last night didn’t turn up that day, must have felt tired. Oh well, went on the usual training, than got an SMS from her, saying she had a great night and she wanted to meet up again, replied and flirted awhile.

Back to business, did some cold calls practice to make appointments for sales. Managed to hit the target easily, most of friends are very supportive of my new career in the next month to come.

Think MX416 helped a lot in terms of aggression, but noticed that my tone was a little to dominating, might want to add socials to this mix should this test pack be available as a product line in future.

Regards to the social dynamics of the entire group for the third day, the compounded effect became super pronounced. Was noticed by everyone in their radar and got LOADS of hits from ALL the females in the room.

My group I was with were disengaged with the trainer and focused more on what I had to say rather than what the trainer had to teach. That was great in a way but had to redirect their attention to the trainer, he was a good teacher and I wanted them to absorb as much as they could.

So after a whole day, number closed about 30 new friends, more than half were females, big range of ages.

Left a good footprint behind them and went onward to hold an after training celebration with my group.

Decided to head down to a local bar where I knew the manager. So instant social value hit when I entered. Only 2 guys joined in, cause most of them were married or attached, all the better.

Had a great conversation and finished the night by engaging a solo conversation with one of the ladies.

Euro-asian mix, 21 year old, alpha female and success hungry.

Still, compared to clubs? No challenge.

She mentioned, “You are different from other guys, most of them just want to sleep with me, but I don’t sense that from you.”

Went back and engaged kino and accelerated. Similar to previous night events, also worked after 10 hours and it was exhausting, I think alpha females have too much pent up energy.

Back to campus again after a 3-day crazy crash course on MX416, back to office to test effects. Hope it would do better than MX415

Two nights in a row.

MX416?

A GODSEND.

8. Summary
Strength
After dry down, only slight scent, scent came back after 2 hours. Could only smell a very slight scent of -none.

Length of Effects
Similar effects to MX414 and MX415 COMBINED.

Tenacity
No ejection button, you hit people very hard with your just-do-it attitude. And they find it amazingly attractive.

Effectiveness
Effective to meet-ups and 1-to-1.

Diffusion/Silage
After the fall-out period and compound effect, people WANT TO KNOW YOU. They are like, I have to know this guy. You FREEZE their brains during sex, euphoric senses rushing towards their olfactory senses through the whole night.

1. Compound effects over a long term is great.
2. Better to start off at 1S, than build up to 2S. It amplifies the initial good effects from 1S. Do not proceed to 2S if you leave bad footprints.
3. Need to test in office environment, this mix is great for a very positive environment.

4. In regards to time Sensitivity

• Dries down in 5 minutes, scent is hidden
• First 2 hours, no -none scent.
• Creeps up after 2 hour mark
• -None scent explodes after around 6 hours
• Hits the nail in brain during sex (Approx 10 hours later)

[Oasis314]

**Date: 8-9th Sept 2011

1. Pheromones Used**
   1S MX416

2. Purpose of Application
MX416 Testing

3. Self Effects for first 5 minutes
Slight rush, but getting used to UF2 package.

4. Self Effects after 3 hours
Aggressively smooth.

5. Location
Campus, mentorship training.

6. Environment
Air conditioned room. Loads of role-play.

7. People’s Reaction
This has been an exhausting weak. Rarely got any sleep.

After the 3 day crash course, went back to campus for my office work.

I was a happy, happy, happy man.

Rushed through work ASAP and was super motivated to complete ALL chores.

I run on hunger. I have decided to switch back to a fasting diet and was running on empty to stimulate my drive.

Moved fast and furious, motivated my students towards success as usual and build amazing rapport with friends around me.

Went for an appointment later during the night. Co-mentor was my audience. I stumbled a little here and there and absorbed like a sponge. She taught me so much during the casual dinner and chatted for over 4 hours.

Ideas and thoughts were flowing throughout the night.

As the stars shine and gaze throughout the dark sky, the lights started to shut off as the tables were cleaned and a new day began the next day.

Whole day was smooth. Moved about simply and met people here and there, completed all tasks and went on to meet mentor later on in the night for my coaching session.

Did loads of role-play and learned a lot of things from him through the drive back.

Attitude towards life and about being effective and self-discipline.

The opportunities of life come and go. When they come, milk it for all it’s worth, because it might not come again. Even if it does, you might not have enough strength and energy to take it.

8. Summary
Strength
After dry down, only slight scent, scent came back after 2 hours. Could only smell a very slight scent of -none.

Length of Effects
Similar effects to MX414 and MX415 COMBINED.

Tenacity
No ejection button, you hit people very hard with your just-do-it attitude. And they find it amazingly attractive.

Effectiveness
Affects audience of 10 people in a class. They feel your energy and drive.

Diffusion/Silage
Closer they get, the more affected they are. Similar to MX414 in this aspect.

1. Office environment, you are focused, motivated and driven.
   2.Hits on people’s radar hard.
2. People respect you in office.***
3. Fantastic in 1-to-1 conversations.
4. Good for focus and drive.
5. Life is GREAT!
6. MX416 = Instant Female Attraction
7. Feels like Ammo, without the scent, respect, love, energy, warmth. A complexity of mones rounded up into one small to-GO bottle.

[Oasis314]

**Date: 8-9th Sept 2011

1. Pheromones Used**
   1S MX416

2. Purpose of Application
MX416 Testing

3. Self Effects for first 5 minutes
Slight rush, but getting used to UF2 package.

4. Self Effects after 3 hours
Aggressively smooth.

5. Location
Campus, mentorship training.

6. Environment
Air conditioned room. Loads of role-play.

7. People’s Reaction
This has been an exhausting weak. Rarely got any sleep.

After the 3 day crash course, went back to campus for my office work.

I was a happy, happy, happy man.

Rushed through work ASAP and was super motivated to complete ALL chores.

I run on hunger. I have decided to switch back to a fasting diet and was running on empty to stimulate my drive.

Moved fast and furious, motivated my students towards success as usual and build amazing rapport with friends around me.

Went for an appointment later during the night. Co-mentor was my audience. I stumbled a little here and there and absorbed like a sponge. She taught me so much during the casual dinner and chatted for over 4 hours.

Ideas and thoughts were flowing throughout the night.

As the stars shine and gaze throughout the dark sky, the lights started to shut off as the tables were cleaned and a new day began the next day.

Whole day was smooth. Moved about simply and met people here and there, completed all tasks and went on to meet mentor later on in the night for my coaching session.

Did loads of role-play and learned a lot of things from him through the drive back.

Attitude towards life and about being effective and self-discipline.

The opportunities of life come and go. When they come, milk it for all it’s worth, because it might not come again. Even if it does, you might not have enough strength and energy to take it.

8. Summary
Strength
After dry down, only slight scent, scent came back after 2 hours. Could only smell a very slight scent of -none.

Length of Effects
Similar effects to MX414 and MX415 COMBINED.

Tenacity
No ejection button, you hit people very hard with your just-do-it attitude. And they find it amazingly attractive.

Effectiveness
Affects audience of 10 people in a class. They feel your energy and drive.

Diffusion/Silage
Closer they get, the more affected they are. Similar to MX414 in this aspect.

1. Office environment, you are focused, motivated and driven.
   2.Hits on people’s radar hard.
2. People respect you in office.***
3. Fantastic in 1-to-1 conversations.
4. Good for focus and drive.
5. Life is GREAT!

Taken from: Journal Entry, 8-9th Sept, 2011

[ClintX2]

1. Pheromones Used
2S MX416

2. Purpose of Application
MX416 testing

3. Self Effects for first 5 minutes
None

4. Self Effects after 3 hours
None

5. Location
Library

6. Environment
School

7. People’s Reaction
The girl working at the library was helpful when I asked her how to use the copier. 2 guys came up to me and asked me how to use the computers(I don’t work there) They were very thankful when I showed them how. One guy came in seeming angry and clenching his jaw he sat down next to me and kept breathing hard. Then his phone rang and he began talking really loudly in the room. I looked over at him and he took his conversation outside.

Summary:
This was my first time using it

Strength
I was able to smell it for about 3 minutes and then it was gone

Length of Effects
2 hours (I only went out for two hours)

Tenacity

Effectiveness

Diffusion/Silage
I need to test it more

[bestintel]

9-12-11

Pheromones Used
1S MX416

2. Purpose of Application
   MX416 Testing

3. Self Effects for first 5 Minutes
   Slight Rush like a caffeine buss to the head

4. Self Effects after 3 hours
   Assertive, Could be seen as Aggression but a friendly attractive aggression

5. Location
   Work

6. Environment
   Mid 70 F Slight Breezes from the A/C

7. People’s Reaction

I started off with two sprays and then I went to one spry right before I talk to Jennifer, about 3 hours after initial application

A was all over me today I asked her for something and she kept playing with me. I walked away and she came up to say sorry I pull her apron string . We started laughing and she thought I was mad at her. I told her you know i don’t play your games, and she said that is while I like you so much.

I was walk toward her not paying any attestation later in the day and I hear hmhmh like she was trying to get my attention. I looked at her and said I don’t want to see what the inside of your mouth looks like ask me out first gosh Abby, and she asked me out.

Jennifer on the other hand goes straight for the sexual talk, how many time do you do it in a week? I was like wow hold on that is like me asking you if you have a candy coated thong at home which I would never ask. She said well you didn’t ask and yes I do.

We started joking around and she is so tiny she sat down in a basket and got stuck so i untied her shoes and hid them from her. Then I had to help her out because she was stuck it was alot of fun.

I could tell she found me attractive today her husband tried to talk to her and she focused on me until, I acknowledged he was there.

Length of Effects
The effects lasted a long time 2-3 hours for self effects

Tenacity
Women seemed to like this mix and I’m now getting respect from the guys.

Effectiveness
3-6 Meters it was close to the skin but could be smelled slightly from a distance

[Oasis314]

Intend to do so Mustang, usually go about using mixes in 3 different environments, office, campus and club/bars.

One thing I’ve noticed is that this particular mix in the office garners a lot of respect and puts you on the radar. When you are not around, people notice and wonder where you are off to. It is very good if you are in the political warfare game. Noticed that people tend to be more weary when they try to dig information from me as compared to A314.

Persuasiveness however, A314 wins hands down.

This mix amplifies attraction and puts you in radar, but persuasiveness aside, A314 wins.

People in office can consider using this when they mean business, especially when you are a figure with rebellious kids

[Pandakun]

I’d have to Say So Far if I Had to Rate the Effectiveness of MX414-MX417 it would be in this Order…
MX416 was the Best… Worked Good No Scent…
MX414… Worked Fine… Some Scent Returned…
MX417… Odd… ShitTested by Women I’ve Known for Years, Get Afew FistPounds from Guys… One Drunk Guy Literally Cried on my Shoulder said I was Great Guy and Bought Me a Beer… I had No Idea Who He was…
MX415… Well, It was a Dud for Me… Limited Hits, Scent Came Back HARD…
I’ll Be Testing MX418 and MX419 Soon…
I Have a Serious Date this Friday so No Testing… I’ll Be Sticking with what I Know Works… If All Goes Well I’ll be Taking Her Camping this Mid Oct…

[bestintel]

**9-15-11

1. Pheromones Used**
   1S MX416

2. Purpose of Application
MX416 Testing

3. Self Effects for first 5 minutes
Slight rush, like drinking alot of coffee

4. Self Effects after 3 hours
Aggressively smooth.

5. Location
Work

6. Environment
Air conditioned room 70 degrees

7. People’s Reaction

The biggest hit I had today was from Jennifer, she was very playful with me today. I noticed she was very giggly and kept telling me that she needs to hang out with me at a bar (perfect setting for UF2)

I noticed that she would mirror my body language, it was if I moved then she moved with me. I felt as if we were magnets that balanced each-other out.

The craziest hit was when we were talking and she said well when i get ready I go commando all the time, because she hates wearing underwear. She told me she use to wear regular underwear but they left lines and went to thongs for years and finally started wearing nothing at all.

Now at first I did not believe her story and was going to test her congruency and say prove it, because I think your full of it. I think this would have worked in a bar setting but at work I would be just asking for trouble.

I was like wtf are you talking about, because we went from regular talk to her talking how she has no underwear on it was quite a surprise, if anyone does not think this is an IOI you are crazy.

8. Summary
Strength

The dry down was nice, but after about 2 hours I could get a hint of none.

Length of Effects
2-3 hours

Tenacity
I think this is a hard hitting mix and would do well in a club/ bar setting I think this has a potential to be a great ONS mix. This mix also feels deeper than that it is “full circle attraction” and not just attractive on the surface.

Effectiveness
Has a cloud not a vapor like effect

Diffusion/Silage
I think the closer a person gets to this mix the more they will be affected.

[SteveO]

2 sprays MX416 to neck
minutes before entering The Pony

I decided to give MX416 another test run at the jiggly wiggly and it was a complete success. I’m not sure what it is about this one, but yeah it hits them hard and good. For the very first time in my life I hooked up with a stripper.

I really wasn’t even sure what I could say to her because our interactions were short and seemed if they were all BS stripper-ease. Well I asked her what I would have to do to hook up with her outside work. She gave me a line like give me your number. Of course I refused, but she kept coming back. It was like she couldn’t help coming back.

Then she gave me her facebook. I was like oh yeah, yipee, another girl wants to be my friend on facebook. Ten minutes later she came back and gave me a paper with her number on it. Now we were getting somewhere. Well I was happy enough at that point and it was getting late. I was about to head out the door when J showed back up and was like where are you going? I said I was going to another party just to seem interesting and exciting. She said I get off in ten minutes, why don’t we go to your place so I can freshen up. I live far away but it turns out she lived another 20 minutes further than me. She is practically my neighbor in the cotton fields. I suggested we get a hotel room across the street just in case we get drunk (I was only joking). To my astonishment she was like that’s a great idea.

I thought I was calling her bluff because I was like I’ll follow you over, and sure enough she went over. OK this is going to be BS so I wanted to see how far it would go. We walk in to check in and I get us a room. When we get in she immediately starts stripping, lol it is what she does, so I’m like no big deal. She is like well silly you can’t shower with your clothes on. The shower, with a stripper was mighty fun. After she goes out to the room, I figure to get dressed, I spray another dose of MX416 on and head into the room to find her on the bed waiting. I couldn’t deny her so I dove right in and gave her the attention she desired.

She kept kissing the application spot on my neck and was basically licking it. She even mentioned she couldn’t get enough, but that could have other meanings.

So yeah first time ever with a stripper and a ONS to boot. So far anyway.

[P51Mustang]

@steve

2 sprays mx416 to neck
minutes before entering the pony

i decided to give mx416 another test run at the jiggly wiggly and it was a complete success. I’m not sure what it is about this one, but yeah it hits them hard and good. For the very first time in my life i hooked up with a stripper.

I really wasn’t even sure what i could say to her because our interactions were short and seemed if they were all bs stripper-ease. Well i asked her what i would have to do to hook up with her outside work. She gave me a line like give me your number. Of course i refused, but she kept coming back. It was like she couldn’t help coming back.

Then she gave me her facebook. I was like oh yeah, yipee, another girl wants to be my friend on facebook. Ten minutes later she came back and gave me a paper with her number on it. Now we were getting somewhere. Well i was happy enough at that point and it was getting late. I was about to head out the door when j showed back up and was like where are you going? I said i was going to another party just to seem interesting and exciting. She said i get off in ten minutes, why don’t we go to your place so i can freshen up. I live far away but it turns out she lived another 20 minutes further than me. She is practically my neighbor in the cotton fields. I suggested we get a hotel room across the street just in case we get drunk (i was only joking). To my astonishment she was like that’s a great idea.

I thought i was calling her bluff because i was like i’ll follow you over, and sure enough she went over. Ok this is going to be bs so i wanted to see how far it would go. We walk in to check in and i get us a room. When we get in she immediately starts stripping, lol it is what she does, so i’m like no big deal. She is like well silly you can’t shower with your clothes on. The shower, with a stripper was mighty fun. After she goes out to the room, i figure to get dressed, i spray another dose of mx416 on and head into the room to find her on the bed waiting. I couldn’t deny her so i dove right in and gave her the attention she desired.

She kept kissing the application spot on my neck and was basically licking it. She even mentioned she couldn’t get enough, but that could have other meanings.

So yeah first time ever with a stripper and a ons to boot. So far anyway.

teach me!

[data4]

Product used: MX416, 1 spray each to neck/shoulder intersection, 1 spray to wrists, shared. Covered with Millesime Imperial. Application of both was appx 1 hour before entering the place.

It’s funny how these places have that same bland look on the outside and always feature the color pink prominently. Yes Steve, it was pink on the outside and squishy on the inside.

http://www.littledarlings-seattle.com/pics_dejavutacoma/PG6S4643.jpg

So I arrive on scene at around 7:00. I’d read some place that my old friend Paradise was at the Vu from 7 til close on Saturday nights, so I figured might as well meet a familiar face. I head towards the door and took a doubletake at the guy standing out front serving as greeter/security. He had on black pants, a black button-down shirt, and a red tie. A closer look revealed the old parking lot guy from Fox’s, Brent, looking all clean shaven and respectable. Fox’s had him wearing a white coverall, like some kind of janitor, and back then, he had the Grizzly Adams look going. He recognized me, since when I used to smoke, I’d stand outside of Fox’s and shoot the shit with him while puffing away.

We exchanged “Hey, how ya doin’?”'s and right away, he said “You know Paradise works here now, right? She’s due in any minute. Want me to tell her you’re in there?” I said “Tell her the Man In Black is here.” It’s an old inside joke she and I shared. I always wore black when I went to Fox’s, because… well, I look good in black. It’s always been my “night out” color. And of course, I was wearing it tonight. He said “Will do. Have fun!” and I headed in.

http://www.littledarlings-seattle.com/pics_dejavutacoma/PG6S4637.jpg

Near the bottom of the picture, center right, foreground, is a table with four chairs around it. Diagonally up to the right is another. That’s where I sat. There were about 6 other people in all in the main seating area, and probably three more in the VIP Lounge. That room isn’t actually called that any more. Used to be, you’d pay an extra $5 to go in there and watch shower shows and stage shows that were up close and personal. Both the shower and the stage are still in there, but they’ve dropped charging extra for it. There’s also dance couches lining the walls.

Anyway, I take my seat and have a look around at the girls table hopping, and check out the one on stage, Karma. She’s tall, of athletic build, and quite aerial with her pole work. Lots of swinging around, upside-down slides, and this one backflip maneuver I got to see three separate times where she whips off her bikini bottoms while flipping backwards around the pole. Impressive.

A waitress gets my non-alcoholic drink, which is included in the cover charge and bottomless. It’s surprisingly not watered down, unlike Fox’s and their $5 Coke-water. I start getting the hustle. The first girl, brunette, name I never got because every time she said it, the music playing would obscure it, and I got tired of asking her to repeat it, hopped in my lap and started chatting me up. This was cool. I like a little conversation before getting propositioned for my money. Makes me likely to spend. Unfortunately, I wasn’t feeling a vibe with her. I mean, I was, and who knows? A different place and time, and I would even consider her a target in a normal club environment, but as a stripper, she just wasn’t doing anything for me. When she popped the question, I politely declined and slipped her a fiver as a tip. I felt pretty good about it, because I used to feel guilty about saying no and would do it all weaselly-- “I dunno, maybe later. Not right now. Check back with me in a bit.” Dancers actually hate that. So, pro-tip: If you don’t want a lapdance, just say “No thank you.” The dancers will appreciate it.

Another one came up and went headlong into the hustle. “Nah, that’s okay. I’m waiting for someone.”

A third one snuck up behind me and launched into a neck massage. Had I been trying to game, I would have turned around and tried a “Hands off the merchandise! I’m not free!” bit, but I just let it ride. My neck has been stiff lately anyway. I pretty much decided she sold me right then and there. She cooed and growled in my ear while kneading my shoulders and actually asked me if she could sit in my lap. Yeah, she was good at her job. I melted. It ended up being Karma. She sat down and kept rubbing right where my neck and shoulder met, where I happened to spritz on some MX416 about an hour earlier, and started chatting me up. Damn good neck massage: Check. Conversation before selling a dance: Check. Lapdance itself: Check.

It was unintentionally funny, but we both laughed at it. She took me to the former VIP lounge and sat me down. She slipped off my glasses, positioned my hands off to the sides, and got on her knees on the bench. Her chest was eye level. With one quick motion, she popped both breasts out of her bikini top and squealed “BOOBIES!” before pressing my face into them. I couldn’t help myself. I started laughing and accidentally raspberried her right in the cleavage. We both fell over into eachother cracking up like schoolchildren. We quickly recomposed and she settled into her lapdance routine.

Ever had a girl massage your chest with her ass and actually do a good job at it? She said she rides horses and has excellent thigh and glute muscle control. I believed every word of it.

Wow… getting long winded here, so I’ll let this ride while I pause to collect my thoughts. Heh… just like the old days.

[Oasis314]

Simply put, the scent didn’t move away as I went away, it was something which they could remember. Not so much on the scent but more of the vibe that I was there.

[SteveO]

Its Official then. We have the M&M signature of approval

[SteveO]

I wish I had that kind of pull

[Oasis314]

MX 416 wins. Hands down.

[Pagodeiro]

to be honest i´d get headaches from most of them .. MX416 was the most bearable …

very funny hits on cougars

Pago