Things that sound dirty on Halloween BUT aren't

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  1. She’s a goblin!

  2. I’d like to get a little something
    in the sack tonight.

  3. Just get on your hands and
    knees and bob your head.

  4. She’s got a couple of nice
    pumpkins on her porch.

  5. If you just lick it,
    it will last longer.

  6. Let me see your big sack.

  7. Can I eat your zagnuts?

  8. Have your mom check it
    before you put it in your mouth.

  9. You scared me stiff!

And the dirtiest sounding but
not-dirty Halloween saying is…

  1. He’s got candy spread out
    on the living room floor!
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Hilarious … good ones for making the rounds …

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Thanks for a good morning laugh :smiley: