My Halloween Costume

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I will be Don Juan this Halloween. :smiley: My name is Juan. I’m the Juan you want. LOL

ok, i kid, i kid

2

I just going to stick a knife in a box of corn flakes.

I’m going as a cereal killer.:open_mouth::smiley:

3

lmao, that was corny but funny

4

I am going to put a potato in my pants…

I am going as a “dick tatter”…

5

Groan :open_mouth:

6

Fine try these-

Horse mask with noose around neck anyone asks tell them you are hung like a horse.

Voice Mail Halloween Costume

Needed: Vacant stare, flat metallic voice
Preparation: Walk into the party wearing a t-shirt on which are drawn the numbers 0-9 and the pound sign in a traditional phone keypad layout, and wear a vacant stare (unless you normally wear a vacant stare, in which case we recommend a different Halloween Costume as people will think you forgot it was a masquerade party and call you a moron). When someone greets you, respond in your flat metallic voice: “Hello, and welcome to the conversation. If you would like to comment on my Halloween Costume, press 1. If you would like to offer me a drink, press 2. If you would like to have sex with me, press 3…” and so on.

FREUDIAN SLIP: wear a slip that has Freudian terminology written all over it: ie Oedipus Complex, Penis Envy, Seduction Theory, Libido, Id, Ego, Superego. You can also wear wire rimmed glasses, a white moustache and goatee, and carry a cigar.

COAT OF ARMS: cut the sleeves off of old shirts and then attach gloves to the ends of the shirt sleeves with safety pins. After that, attach the sleeves (arms) with gloves to a coat and wear it.

OLD ST. DICK: dress as Santa Claus and have a VERY protuding private part, which is also clothed in Santa Claus garb. Harness it in the same way reindeer are harnessed, then play the part, walking around shouting ‘WWhhhhooo Boy’ as you pull back on the reigns.

BRICK-LAY-HER: the woman dresses as a brick and the man dresses in overalls with a trowel.

PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH: dress as Oprah Winfrey and add a white Phantom of the Opera mask.

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER LUNCHER: wear a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger costume, sans mask, and carry some chi-chi restaurant menus.

EVIL SEAMEN: wear all white outfits - t-shirts and pants - with white sailor caps, wrap around sun glasses, and x and y (chromosomes) written all over your shirts.

All else fails go nude on roller skates… when they ask say you are a pull toy.

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I was a woofie beater.