I’m still emotionally scarred from the last guy who did that to me.
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If you’re too nervous to do the Ail trick, bring the Lindt game. It’s not as scary as The First Kiss, but its a GREAT way to melt the ice and make the segue to The First Kiss that much easier…
I did a little variation of this technique not too long ago. It wasn’t post-deep-gaze-spontaneous, I kind of forced it. Read on.
Get a Lindt dark truffle bar.
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Fig. 1: Lindt Dark Truffle Bar.
DO IT. Taste test it first. That swiss stuff is the best, most seductive, and it REALLY says, “@#*$ng I love you”. It’s already broken into pieces for you, has a semi hard interior and a cushy inside. Its textured, tastes, and feels (texturally: hard/soft/melt) like a smoldering melting kiss. Not effing kidding at all.
Okay.
Spontaneously, go, “OMG I have something for you to try, CLOSE YOUR EYES!”
Do that “The next time that last part happens Muse, while holding his gaze, place your index finger softly on his lips,” thing, only with this smoldering melting chocolate kiss pushing into his mouth. OH, also dose your fingers and wrists with Chocolatini or Cookie Isexi… (And Lucky you - you’re getting JUST the serum for this trick! A cookie-scented ISexi A with 5x cops!!!)
Then he’ll open his eyes all glowy and amazed at that amaaaazing melting chocolate seduction in his mouth, positively mindmessed at your swirling plumes of Instant Sexiness, and in a vulerable, pliable daze. What do you wanna do now, Muse? A quick peck, then move onto the “remove your finger, and replace it RIGHT AWAY with your lips. Then give him a GHOST of a kiss - no more, and get out of the car - WITHOUT saying a solitary word, or looking back even once, at him.” ?
God, it is BRILLIANT.
Go Team Muse! printing the hipster t-shirt right now on Cafe Press