You still married? lol
Unfortunately for you , happily but nothing beats a trail but a failure. Lol. 
Hello Handsome 
Where have you been ?
Yes I am still married but I am pissed off at him today so take your best shot 
Tisha
I put the lids on the trash cans. I swear it was the kids who must have taken them off.
Aren’t you supposed to be dancing naked around a fire somewhere?
"Yes I am still married but I am pissed off at him today so take your best shot "bahahahhahahahaa 
Get back in the Garage Mister.
Not till later tonight
Tisha
I’ll bring the lighter fluid and marshmallows
Well this was interesting
Going on lots of dates. Spending time, energy, and money trying to find another Tisha and I realize it is futile. There is only one Tisha. I woke this morning and wouldn’t you know it, I look exactly like Johnny Depp. Time to lose the zero and get with the hero. LMAO, me so funny.
Ah yes Johnny…but its not just his looks its his swagger that drives me wild.
Tell me castle have you got the swagger ?
Tisha
ROFL, this thread made my day
I’m all that and a bag of chips plus the dip. The most interesting man in the world, and the guy in the old spice commercials have nothing on me. Enough chit chat. Too much chat and not enough making out.
I am not fond of chips but I love to lick the dip off them. Meet me on the turn pike at midnight. For the love of goddess dont wear old spice. Wear Tuth
Tisha
I’ll meet you on the moon if you’d like. The Turnpike is pretty long, lol. 122.40 miles long. New Jersey Turnpike - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia I am just going to show up naked after I hop out of the shower. I don’t want to wear anything that might offend you. The best defense is not to offend.
Your supposed to be wearing dip
You are such a tease, lol. There has to be laws about this kind of stuff. It has to be illegal.
Its perfectly legal to wear dip. Maybe not on the turnpike though
As far as me, I have been outlawed in a few states but Jersey is not one of them
Tisha
If we made love and it was the greatest thing you experienced and each time it was going to be better and better then would you consider going out with me?
LOL You have that backwards. I may like to dance naked under the moon, lick dip off … things… and spank people (you should see what I can do with honey) but I am not easy.
The question should be. “If you went out with me and each time it got better and better would you make love with me” Not the other way around.
Even if you stink at sex I can teach you that. (not implying you do)
Its a skill and skills can be taught and learned But if you cant hold my interest otherwise I cant teach you to be interesting. How ya gonna hold my interest ?
Tisha
I am horrible at sex, you definitely need to teach me. Very charitable of you to help me in my dire need. Great favor will fall upon you.How am I going to hold your interest? Well, first we can watch Johnny Depp movies together. We can go to a beach and hold hands and walk along the water. Have a picnic on the sand. We can talk about how you think I’m really really ridiculously good looking like Zoolander. How are you going to hold my interest besides by just showing up?