- Some say she’s mastered the art of technical skiing, but can’t snowshoe to save her life.
- Some say she once headbutted a Starbucks barista for not giving her enough macchiato in her caramel macchiato.
well for the time being i seem to be ok… but ever since that full moon i have not been on my game…i think i was staring at the sky clad tisha toooo long… :o
bond
Some say Tisha has to do her job and move this to the lounge 
Tisha
No…can’t say I’ve ever heard that one…
Isn’t by any chance Chuck Norris her brother?
Hmm was wondering where that went.
Really… Why LOL 
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Only around handless people
I hate skiing, to much clothes
That was Steve’s fault.
Never look into the sun
Did to
No my brothers name is Michael. No relations to Chuck of the Norris clan or Chuck Michaels of the Michaels clan
Tisha
- Some say that she has no understanding of clouds.
- Some say that her throat has a paisley lining.
My throat is lined with persian pickles
Well some would be wrong,
Clouds are droplets of water vapor elevated by the heat of the earth and white from the reflection of the sun that I found in my other pants and put up there. They turn dark and grey when there is more water then the air can hold causing rain.
Nice try though
Tisha
-Some say her Mustang has magical powers, yet cannot become invisible to radar detectors, which she is working on…
LOL So true I have to work on that pesky radar thing. Then again sometimes I see a hot cop with radar and I will do 100 past him so he will chase me. Gets them all worked up. Then I will charm my way out of the ticket with my pheromones and my paper clip
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Some say her Mustang was once owned by Steve McQueen, others say it was owned by Stephen Hawking. All we know is, it sure is sexy.
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Some say she once survived in a Nepali cafe for three months by sucking the moisture from ducks.
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Some say that it is impossible for her to wear a necktie.
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Some say her cursor blinks to the beat of the eternal “Stayin’ Alive.”
-Some say when she is turned on, the trees within 100 meters can catch fire.
-Some say to look upon her is to be entranced, making life just a little bit duller
- Some say that turning her on is a multi-step process involving a gigantic instrument control panel, like the console of a fighter jet, and the flipping of hundreds of switches in a precise order.
No, no, her car has been blessed by Carrol Shelby
Some say it was Jesús himself!
No, not that Jesús. I’m of course referring to Jésus Rodriguez, the world’s first Mexican Formula One driver.
Happy birthday,
Now time for the birthday spanking, I believe Tisha’s tradition is she gives them to everyone else, not that she receives them, 
Or is it that Ladies over the age of 29 celebrate the anniversary of their 29’th birthday not that they are having a birthday.
I’ll take two.
With my wife it’s her 25’th.