Eighteenth, please.
big 2 0 here… 
who else has there bday 2day?
bond
- Some say she hibernates two months a year in order to reverse the human aging process.
- Some say she saw what Bond007 did. Oh, yes, she saw.
o she has seen everything iv done… trust me :o 
bond
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Some say she saw the really bad things. Oh lord.
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Some say she once went cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and tackled an elderly woman to get some.
My wife’s bday is next month, she’ll be celebrating the third anniversary of her 25’th bday.
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Some say she once cut off her face to spite her nose.
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Some say she’s ultra portable and has a six-hour battery life.
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Some say she puts a whole cucumber over her face when she sleeps.
I might agree with the portable bit but I have a feeling her “battery life” is MUCH longer than six hours…
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Some say in a pinch, a compliment from her can be used in place of an antidepressant.
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Some say the action of walking down the street has caused many a detached retina.
All we know is, her name is Tish.
Allegedly.
actually no… only a few know her real name… to give u a hint on how to get it… both catloard and I know it 
but i dont think he is in any position (or condition) to say it… and i just like the sound of it so im not talking… yet
bond
I’ll ask Catlord once he’s not in traction anymore.
- Some say Tisha comes out of the den, in a Spaceland-induced haze, every February 2nd. If she sees her own shadow, then it’s six more weeks until Androtics gets its damn Instant Female Magic back in stock.
God damn it, seriously!
- Some say this thread was originally inspiration for string theory. Some of the other strings are The Snook’s Big Book o’ Pheros For Rookies and one of Tish’s tampon strings.
My You are persistent LOL
Yes I own his car and his Pheromones…McQueen not Hawlings
LOL Are you breathing in to many mones ?
Hey you saying I have a big neck ?
Nope “sexy back” by JT
Thats hot, The whole north east would be burned down at that rate.
Ahhh that’s sweet of some to say
Snort I may be high maintenance sexually but not in that way
Well of course he has blessed all of our mustangs.
I do hate winter
Oh Yes she saw alright, some would say she helped him.
Haven’t we all ?
Don’t like cocoa puffs but I love apple jacks
Not literally but yes I have been guilty of it
Nah she keeps on going and going and going
I wont touch this one, bad bad tisha
Ahh that’s a sweet one, to bad its not true
I hope its not from vibrations
LOL Actually Tish is my nick name. Its what my family calls me. No one but Steve Jasmin Mickelia and of course Michael knows my real full name. Bond and catlord know my first name. Some would say Bond has screamed it LOL I use a different last name then my own online for signing up to things that dont involve payment like emails facebook skype twitter and such and prefer to keep both to myself. A girl cant be to careful these days. Thats all the clues I will give.
Keep in mind Its likely I know your name to or at least your IP addy and google world is amazing
Are you very fond of your fingers and tongue Mr Bond ? I know I am so lets keep it to ourselves
snort Hey your not that guy I caught picking though my garbage a few weeks back are you ? You know the one my husband inserted his foot in the ass of.
It’s from eyes popping out. You know, like in the cartoons? Awhoogha!
- Some say she actually invented the phrase, “Mictarficate the gilltooney.”
NOW I know why this sounded so familiar! BBC’s Top Gear when they’re introducing the Stig!
He gets to drive some pretty nice cars, too. I’ve always wanted a Veyron…
Veyron’s in the shop at the moment. I have to make do with the Murciélago.
One day I hope to be able to say that …
“you made your point, thank you for the demonstration Mr. Goldfinger”
“you expect me to talk” i dont take very kindly to dying
bond
- Some say all of her feet are magnetic.