Now Now You know I would never kill you. Maybe turn you into a salamander and keep you in my Bra for a while but never kill you 
Where do I sign?
well i have not heard any complaints from mark… did u ever turn him bak or is he still enjoying himself in there
bond
Umm…all? Does she have more than the requisite two?
No mater how old your Warts are, you still don’t look a day over 150. ducks for cover
Get it straight,
Instant shine are Tisha’s liquidified farts, sort of like LP gas.
Spaceland is the Wood and hemp, but she mistook the cash crop for the industrial hemp crop. 
If you made instant shine that way, how did you get A314, Ammo and instant gentleman?
hands Wolfy a flack vest and steel helmet, then heads for the hills
i guess i was just an exception then 
but then again… most of ur sacrifices couldnt do wat i did
I guess I should let him out and change him back
I checked , just two
I had to bring Steve Mcqueen, Errol Flynn and Jimmy Stewart Back from the dead for those.
Why You… Bend over buster its spankin time
Thats why we kept you
Well I must say that after reading this thread I’m a bit ‘weirded’ out!
Might be the extra slice of pizza I ate for dinner, although I don’t believe so.
Domino’s pizza can do that to you Steve!
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NOW I know why this sounded so familiar! BBC’s Top Gear when they’re introducing the Stig! quote]
Some say she IS the Stig.
Others say he only wishes … he has the mystery but NOT the power of the Tish.
- Some say that the Stig only became the Stig when Tish took his virginity.
Still others say … the Stig can drive the balls off anything but alas, those who know understand the reason he does so is to chase that ecstacy hoping to find it yet again.
- Some say that a woman once slunk up beside the Stig naked and told him, “I want you to make the next move.” So he sacrificed her poodle to Zorkhan the space god.
Some KNOW the only reason the Stig sacrificed the pooch was to send the message ‘there shall be NO SLANKING’ The Stig knew, first hand - a REAL woman walks with confidence, they are in your face - having learned from the Tish … no words are necessary.
This thread is getting stranger and stranger by the post.
- Some say this thread makes more and more sense as time goes on.
- Some say there was once a man from Nantucket.
You just made my day with that one. Gooooo Top Gear!
Jeez I can’t even think of one. Take it away Saxbury!
- Some say Tish’s ocular fluid is 190 proof.
- Some say it can be used in lieu of hydraulic fluid.
- Some say it’s a type of rubber cement and hardens on contact with air.