Vermont is great but, my target girl isn’t there.
There are a few attractive waitresses but they’re older. Is there any way I could get there attention, not sexually 
Ooh, fun with waitresses. Be funny, lighten up their day, make them special and appreciated. I love playing with waitresses.
A few of my favorites:
If she asks you how you want your eggs cooked, tell her you want them raw and in the shell.
If she asks you how you want your meat cooked, tell you don’t, and to just bring out a raw slab or patty.
If she asks you if you’ve saved room for desert, ask her if she’s coming onto you.
If she asks you if you want anything else, ask her if they’ve got rolaids.
Wearing 2xA314 and 2xIH my water glass never seems to get empty, and they tend to leave the check with me.
Wearing 2xAmmo with 2xA314 and 2xIH I tend to get extra service. such as free side dish, or something. Once a few weeks ago, I got an extra large portion, and she said the cook screwed up looking at the bill there was a smiley face next to my order (with 4 coworkers) I was the only one with such treatment. I had enough to take home 
. Boobs in my face and service with a smile, standing next to me, reaching across the table to get dishes, fill glasses, turned right into my face, I nearly licked one.