Was it something I said, or A314?

Greetings, you moning mofos! :smiley:

I’m a lotto player … so, most nights, I drive up to a store near my house. About two months ago, this chick, (chocolate coated, early 30s, 5’2", cute, and the biggest boobs you’d eve wanna see on a little woman … I swore they were fake) asked me for my number, so that we can exchange Pick 3 numbers that we come up with. Fine … I give her my number, and we’ve been exchanging calls every since.

In this time frame … no flirting, no dirty talk … just talk of numbers. My daily wear, when I’m not testing anything is A314 – 1-3 drops, 2 sprays of TUTH (1 to each each side of the neck (10 mcgs)), and 2 sprays of IH to the back of my neck. This is during the day … when I see her, it’s normally at night.

Today, I get a text, and I can see it’s a PICTURE TEXT. I open it up, and there are these two gigantimos with matching nipples, looking at me, with a note that reads, “SEE WHAT YOU’VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON?” Yes, she sent me a pic of her breast! :open_mouth:

I’m like WTF!?!?!?!? :open_mouth: I text her back, and say, “WHAT HAPPENED? WHY YOU SENDING ME PICS OF YOUR BOOBS?”

The text comes back: “I JUST WANNA PUT MY BID IN, JUST IN CASE I CAN GET A CHANCE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!” :open_mouth:

Now way a 7 hours old A314:TUTH:IH mix is responsible for this! Or is it? :frowning:

I promise you, I’ve NEVER showed any interest or said anything to this youngin, that didn’t have to do with playing the lottery! And believe you, me … it takes a lot to shock me. I’m as shocked as a MOFO, cause I KNOW that it was NOTHING that I’ve said! :open_mouth:

To be continued …

P.S. They weren’t FAKE!

With that mix, I say you’re on to something, Mr. M&M!

Classic display of a high status male with sex appeal.

I don’t know, NND … had we been flirting, it would be cool, but this happening without anything being said or done? :open_mouth:

Fuck heeeeeeeeeeer!

one question:
why are you here and not getting the SHIT FUCKED OUTTA YOU?!
Get to it!!!
You can fill us in after you do work!

You guys are too much!

I’m cheap, but I’m not easy! :roll_eyes:

I’ll let time do what time does. She kind of scared me off, coming from out of the blue.

I’ll put it on the back burner, let it simmer, and see what my gut feelings comes up with. :cool:

I think it’s a combination of mones and actively ignoring her. TUTH and A314 probably kept you out of friend zone. So if you aren’t a friend you must be a potential mate. The problem is you only talk about numbers with her. You made her ask for you phone number. So she had to make a move. You were probably driving her crazy.

“You know how I know you’re gay…”

hahahaha nah dude, i respect you having standards, but really, this sounds pretty legit for you. If you’ve honestly never discussed anything but lotto numbers, and she’s sexting you like that, she can’t be expecting too serious of a relationship. If you don’t have a committed girlfriend at the moment, you needa poke dat.

To top it all off, mami sounds fine as heeeeeelllll! 5’2"? Lil’ chocolate honey with melons so big you didn’t beleive em? Dude I’d be hookin on it like phonics.

For my sake lets get some elaboration: are we talkin dark chocolate?
Hershey’s Milk Chocolate?
Maybe some Ashanti mocha?

perhaps you should upload that picture for the sake of the discussion :stuck_out_tongue:

M&M so far I have read pretty good pieces of advice from you to younger guys (like Scicio’s Mom and pheros problem) but, now you are not listening to the advice of the board? If you really need a reason, here it is, You need to fuck her senseless so we find out what caused her reaction, in the name of research for crying out loud!!! :wink:

yeah dude, im gonna start a poll with a link to this thread.

“Should M&M tap that ass?”

Go stand in the corner! On one foot!

Something got her going crazy! The mix makes sense … IF … it was soon after I applied it.

She’s doable, but she initiated, so she has to wait. :roll_eyes:

Mocha!

I don’t even know the chick, outside of playing lotto. What if she’s a psycho, gets me naked, and chop me up into beef tips!?!?! :cool:

Research!? Androtics should cut you all off of everything that has -none in it!!! :roll_eyes: I bet all of you own spiked collars! :smiley:

Drop down and give me 1000! :angry:

Seriously, I don’t know what’s up. She may talk me out of my pants. She’s already made that attempt they all make when you’re not moving like they want … men and women … “You scared, say you scared!” That let me know she really wants it.

I just hope I don’t have to call in pest control! :frowning:

Bang the crap outta her.

Not you, too, P!?!?!? :open_mouth:

IF the times comes, I won’t be banging nothing! I did that in my younger days … now, I make them work it … with a couple of smacks! It conserves energy; and to me, there’s nothing like seeing a woman fall asleep FIRST, because she’s spent! :roll_eyes: That’s when you when you can stand over her with your hands on your hips, and say, "I’M MANCHO MAN! I PUT YOUR ASS TO SLEEP, I’M MAOCHO MANNNNNNN!! :wink: Don’t say it too loud! She may hear it, and make you do all the work next time! :open_mouth:

You know me. It’s for the name of science.

Let me guess! Cops, right? :smiley:

:smiley:
M&M what dosage for 314 and tuth u had.. ?

BTW for research sake.. bang her :stuck_out_tongue:

LOL. That’s awesome dude. I’d say if you don’t have a girlfriend then you should totally hit it. I know I would. It sucks when you have a gf and you get sexted like that, I know all too well.

A314 and TUTH could definitely still be working their magic at 7 hours. A314 seems to last at least five hours for me if not more and TUTH has one of the stickiest pheromones in the known universe in it, so both of those two are a possibility.

Unless Androtics have tweaked their formulation since my 4xIH purchase then IH is not likely to be doing anything at 7 hours (or even half that in my experience).

I echo the others who have responded. Unless she is /psychotic/a bad person/a health risk/frighteningly stupid/ then you must insert your penis in her vagina and perform vigorous sexual intercourse forthwith. It’s your duty as a living male human being and a contributor to this forum.

oom.

You need to hit that shit like you’re Capt Kirk and shes green. Otherwise send it my way, I love chocolate.

hahahaha, you really should.
Seriously M&M if she’s as bangin’ as you describe, go for it! At least take her out sometime.