I’d go ahead and get a streaining order against me on her behalf and save her the work haha
One time I was ata (I think it was a Sam Goody) chain music store. Walking down an aisle and a girl well within my visual tolerances (I’m a birl guy, sadly they are almost always lesbians) but I didn’t pay her any mind. Walk by her and my nostrils flair. I spent the next half hour walking up and down the aisles randomly looking at various letters of artists acting like I was just following random threads of thought everytime getting the biggest whiff of her I could.
Never once did she pay me the tiniest bit of attention, to me she was yet another shred of proof that fae live among us.
Last time I saw a woman like that writhing seductively in front of a cabinet in the frozen goods asile, she turned to catch my eye but I’m afraid I was far more caught by the most agonising-looking sunburn that made her front look as red as the rest of her hair/outfit. She had obviously been enjoying the cool air!
