It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of my adventures, but last night was pretty fun for a laid back night.
One of my former co-workers was playing in a rock cover band last night at a smaller joint in town. We went with a bunch of current and former co-workers, plus some outside friends. My ex-g/f was there as well.
The combo used:
IO sprayed once, half spray on each wrist at close proximity.
IH 2x sprayed once, half spray on the sides of my neck.
TUTH sprayed once on just the front of the neck.
P79 sprayed once on the front of the neck.
The test: Keep applying more IH and TUTH until I start noticing positive or negative reactions.
A friend’s uncle got drunk and started off the night early (before the band) by talking my ear off about if I want a job consulting Cisco equipment, could I sell myself. He also felt the need to give me advice on my ex. IO/IH hit? possibly. Then he told the waitress how great her tits were. (they weren’t, but I wonder if that was another IH result.)
I make my way around the room, hugging where I can. I checked with the one girl friend who knows I where 'mones and she said I smelled nice, but not overly sexy. Time to reapply. I go to the bathroom and put another spray of TUTH on my neck, then wipe the straw on my jawline. I put IH on the sides of my neck and hair. (about 2 sprays.)
Holy crap. I came back out and after a few minutes, my friend comes from the other side of the table and says, “you put more on, didn’t you?” I smile, she smiles. Some more friends show up. I get told by one as she hugs hello, “Oh my God! You smell FANTASTIC.” Later on during the night, she finds a guy she likes and somehow starts wearing his zip up hoody and I notice she’s having all the girls smell his jacket. I go over there and ask about it. She names the cologne and says how wonderful it is. I ask her shyly, “Is it better than mine?” (hee hee) She leans over for another whiff (a big whiff) and says, “No, but I can at least take THIS home” and holds up the jacket. " Will you let me rub this jacket all over you?" she asks. WOW.
No reaction from the ex yet. I have another good friend there who looked a bit uncomfortable by me. (She has really low self esteem and is a bigger girl.)
A bit later, there’s a friend of mine and her cute friend just standing looking bored. I go stand near them and watch the band play. I’m not paying attention at this point when all of a sudden the cute girl I barely know leans over and smells near my shoulder/armpit area. I’m thinking “shit, the -none turned to BO.” I try to do damage control and ask her, “Oh my God, I stink don’t I?”
She says no.
I say, “I don’t smell like BO?”
She says, “No I just wasn’t sure if it was you and whatever cologne/deodorant you’re wearing.”
I point to my neck and say, “well, my cologne is up here.”
She leans in and digs her nose into my neck and says, “Yeah, it’s you” and smiles. “You smell good. REAL good.”
<If only she didn’t have a boyfriend. I wanted her bad.>
Then the girls start dancing: My test subject friend, another friend and the one who blatantly smelled me. They’re peacocking like crazy. 2 of them were holding all of their hair up to show the entire neck now. One of them started showing thong. They weren’t even on the dance floor: they were right next to me closer to the bar.
Time for a little test. I move back a couple steps, away from our group, away from the band. The trio actually follows me. I do it again, they follow again. I felt like I had a portable harem, which is now my new favorite feeling.
I go to the bathroom and apply a small amount of each one more time. My test subject again picks up the increase.
I go to hang out with a guy friend at the bar. 1 girl comes over from his high school days and introduces herself. Shy, but responds well when I give her a small amount of attention. Then 3 of her friends come over, one by one. Each one kept getting in front of her, blocking her from me and talking with my buddy. It was pretty blatant too: I was only a half step away from her. I kept catching solid glances from all of them while they were talking with my friend. I’m pretty sure that was a hit.
Finally, my test subject pulls me aside and says, "I need to ask you something. I don’t even care whateverthefuck it is you’re wearing. What are you doing later tonight? <pause> I’m asking you if…you WANT to do SOMETHING?
And I actually turned it down, telling her I got a load of shit from her friends the last time for not acting in her best interests. It felt wrong too, she’s a sweet girl (cute and great body too) but I can’t do that to her anymore. She gets too attached. I’m proud of myself, but she’s probably not going to speak to me for a while for that one.
So as the night starts to wind down, I’m leaning on a railing smiling about what just happened and some guy walks by to leave. I’m smiling, he walks into my field of vision and thinks I’m smiling at him. As he walks around me to get to the stairs, he shoves me sharply in the back. It wasn’t enough to move me, but I did turn around and started laughing at him as he left. He didn’t even look back. What a prick.
And we ended the night with some hide 'n go seek. Me and a buddy took the cute girl’s bottle coozy and kept playing keep away. (this is the girl I wanted) She actually came over and put her hands down every pocket in my jeans to try to find it. I don’t care hif that was a it or not, it felt damn good.
And the ex didn’t respond at all. my test subject said it means that she’s probably done with me. But then again, my test subject herself was openly trying to sleep with me.
I may not have had the wildest night, but certainly had the most obvious displays happening. I had 6 girl friends throughout the night tell me how great I smelled. My only regret was there really wasn’t any room for trying a stranger out. My confidence in the mix was solid, but the crowd looked a little rough for trying for a pickup. (Plus my game is better when I’m not drinking.)
Maybe tonight…
. What do you think?