To my brothers in servitude, i have after centuries of research have successfully translated the mysterious language of the Earths Human Females, a language the males of the species long feared and tried to understand. This is a tribute to all the fallen males who gave their lives to liberate mens minds.
Womens Dictionary
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I’m sorry = you’ll be sorry
We need = I want
It’s your decision = my correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = you’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don’t want you to
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron
You’re so manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re going to hate
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you’re dead]
