A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
‘Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.’
The lady can’t take this any more, ‘You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,’ she retorted indignantly.
'In this country. We don’t speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.
‘Hey, coola down lady,’ said the man.
Who talkin’ abouta sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ’ Mississippi !’
Hahahahahahahaha wow that’s so funny!!! I think I really got a kick because I’ve been around non-English speaking people a lot, and I get it.
Check this, I used to have this Economics professor in 2nd year of college who always had trouble pronouncing the letter “S” he would say “sh” instead of “ss”
So basically, it was really funny at the beginning of class, when he tried to tell us “ok everyone please take a seat” it came out sounding like, “okay everyone please take a shit”
Lol, I think people laughed literally every single class. It just never got old.
By the way, your signature is hilarious too. And I feel weird calling you by your username
LOL That is so funny Pheonix Well, the man speak it in a way that the lady thought is sex oriented but after that it turned out that the guy was trying to help his friend spell a place out. Thanks for sharing with us
