A man dies, goes to Hell, sits on a bench all depressed.
The Devil walks by, notices the new guy, sits besides him.
Devil: Why the gloomy face ?
Man: I’m dead and I’m in Hell, what do you think ?
Devil: Hell is not that bad … Do you like to gamble ?
Man: I guess so.
Devil: On Tuesdays, that is all we do, gamble all night, and you owe noone at end of night if you lose.
Man: Yeah ?, ok.
Devil: Do you like drinking ?
Man: I used to, but Doc stopped me.
Devil: Wednesdays we drink all day, all night .. All select wines, liquors, whatever, no liver damage, you are all fresh in mornings.
Man: Cool ..
Devil: And if you like smoking pot, Thursdays are the days .. we get stoned all day and night .. and your lungs stay 100% regardless.
Man: That’ sounds good.
Devil: Are you gay ?
Man: No, why ?
Devil: Oh, you are going to hate Fridays.