Here’s another fun one I received:
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Surprisingly he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
‘I am sooooo surprised!!!’
‘I’m not sure what to do,’ says the Devil.
‘You’re on my list, but I have no room for you.
As you definitely have to stay here, I’m going to have to let someone else go.
I’ve got three folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you.
I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I’ll even let you decide who leaves.’
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed
The Devil opened the door to the first room.
Inside was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water.
Nixon kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such is his fate in hell.
‘No!’ said George. ‘I don’t think so,’
I’m not a good swimmer and I don’t think I could stand diving into hot water all day.’
The Devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was to break the rocks all day.
Such is his fate in hell.
‘No!’ said George, ’ I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if all I could do was break rocks all day.’
The Devil opened the third door.
Bill Clinton was in there, lying spread eagled on the floor. His arms were staked
over his head, and his legs were spread out, staked wide apart.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush stared at this in disbelief.
Finally he said ‘Yeah, I guess I can handle this.’ The Devil smiled - and called out:
‘OK, Monica, you’re free to go!’