A314's effect on caucasian females

[SoldierOfGod21]

Does anyone know how a314 works on Caucasian females? (Caucasian women are more my type and so that’s who I hope to really attract.)

[djandarial]

Well, just act chill, I recommend P91 @2.5mcg between 5-6mcg is like gold dust for caucasian women, perhaps even a little P93.

[reishi]

Well, caucasions are a different breed than your run of the mill hispanic or east-asianer. When you get a hit with a caucasion woman you should get these tell-tale signs:

I) Her nostrils will start to flare up. Do not be alarmed, this is to cool off the vagina in her head and will usually fall back to normal after a set period of time.

II) Her anal glands will begin to release. This can be messy but is just the price you have to pay to ride on this rollercoaster…A trained nose can smell it from 3 buildings away

III) She will begin to use words and phrases that are simply beyond her usual vernacular. Words such as “Yo” and Sup dog" will begin to bleed through

IV) She will start to check her phone and sigh a lot. Do not take offense to this. Caucasian women are very time-oriented and like to track how long you have been able to keep them turned on

V) She will begin to talk to other men and ask for help from passers bye. Again, this is completely normal

VI) Her husband will arrive and act all pissy about how hot and bothered his old lady is. Trust me, this is only an act. Rarely, if ever, is this her real husband. You are encountering a stand in who has been deployed to quench this one’s bloodlust. If there is anything caucasion likes more than a bubble bath it is a bloodbath

I believe it was Louis the 14 who once said " War games are like the Spanish fly upside white chicks head"

Hope this helps

[fullmoonnow]

wat???

@reishi

Well, caucasions are a different breed than your run of the mill hispanic or east-asianer. When you get a hit with a caucasion woman you should get these tell-tale signs:

I) Her nostrils will start to flare up. Do not be alarmed, this is to cool off the vagina in her head and will usually fall back to normal after a set period of time.

II) Her anal glands will begin to release. This can be messy but is just the price you have to pay to ride on this rollercoaster…A trained nose can smell it from 3 buildings away

III) She will begin to use words and phrases that are simply beyond her usual vernacular. Words such as “Yo” and Sup dog" will begin to bleed through

IV) She will start to check her phone and sigh a lot. Do not take offense to this. Caucasian women are very time-oriented and like to track how long you have been able to keep them turned on

V) She will begin to talk to other men and ask for help from passers bye. Again, this is completely normal

VI) Her husband will arrive and act all pissy about how hot and bothered his old lady is. Trust me, this is only an act. Rarely, if ever, is this her real husband. You are encountering a stand in who has been deployed to quench this one’s bloodlust. If there is anything caucasion likes more than a bubble bath it is a bloodbath

I believe it was Louis the 14 who once said " War games are like the Spanish fly upside white chicks head"

Hope this helps

[empath]

LMAO
what the hell is this?
:D:open_mouth:

@reishi

Well, caucasions are a different breed than your run of the mill hispanic or east-asianer. When you get a hit with a caucasion woman you should get these tell-tale signs:

I) Her nostrils will start to flare up. Do not be alarmed, this is to cool off the vagina in her head and will usually fall back to normal after a set period of time.

II) Her anal glands will begin to release. This can be messy but is just the price you have to pay to ride on this rollercoaster…A trained nose can smell it from 3 buildings away

III) She will begin to use words and phrases that are simply beyond her usual vernacular. Words such as “Yo” and Sup dog" will begin to bleed through

IV) She will start to check her phone and sigh a lot. Do not take offense to this. Caucasian women are very time-oriented and like to track how long you have been able to keep them turned on

V) She will begin to talk to other men and ask for help from passers bye. Again, this is completely normal

VI) Her husband will arrive and act all pissy about how hot and bothered his old lady is. Trust me, this is only an act. Rarely, if ever, is this her real husband. You are encountering a stand in who has been deployed to quench this one’s bloodlust. If there is anything caucasion likes more than a bubble bath it is a bloodbath

I believe it was Louis the 14 who once said " War games are like the Spanish fly upside white chicks head"

Hope this helps

[tezza23]

Reishi, don’t huff Spaceland before posting!

Seriously, I think Reishi is trying to imply that there’s no difference in the response of Caucasian women to A314 than to other races.

[Jsphng]

This was the most useless, uninformative, disappointing but entertaining thread I’ve read on here… I lol’ed than shed a tear for the 2 minutes of reading I will never have back.

I MOVE TO NOMINATE!

[mobocaster]

Genius Reshi, genius!

[forynav]

bahahhahahahaha, reishi

[RisenAlpha]

ROFLMAO!! Wow that was beautiful.

[Kelsey]

@reishi

Well, caucasions are a different breed than your run of the mill hispanic or east-asianer. When you get a hit with a caucasion woman you should get these tell-tale signs:

I) Her nostrils will start to flare up. Do not be alarmed, this is to cool off the vagina in her head and will usually fall back to normal after a set period of time.

II) Her anal glands will begin to release. This can be messy but is just the price you have to pay to ride on this rollercoaster…A trained nose can smell it from 3 buildings away

III) She will begin to use words and phrases that are simply beyond her usual vernacular. Words such as “Yo” and Sup dog" will begin to bleed through

IV) She will start to check her phone and sigh a lot. Do not take offense to this. Caucasian women are very time-oriented and like to track how long you have been able to keep them turned on

V) She will begin to talk to other men and ask for help from passers bye. Again, this is completely normal

VI) Her husband will arrive and act all pissy about how hot and bothered his old lady is. Trust me, this is only an act. Rarely, if ever, is this her real husband. You are encountering a stand in who has been deployed to quench this one’s bloodlust. If there is anything caucasion likes more than a bubble bath it is a bloodbath

I believe it was Louis the 14 who once said " War games are like the Spanish fly upside white chicks head"

Hope this helps

LMAO! ROFL! I was just reading to see some interesting results from A314 and saw this.

I needed that good laugh.