Ammo and Instant Female+TAA=Anal, Yes!

Alright, I’m new to this forum and I have used pheros before form other companies but holy shit, I recieved my first order and Steve O or whoever does the shipping is the shit cause i got more than I paid for right of the bat, it wasn’t like some repeat customer incentive deal, I ordered three products and Androtics were so confident in their products they sent me four, kinda like a challenge, like try this out and tell me it don’t do some shit. So I answered this friendly challenge with an all out assault on bystanders/my girlfriend. All I can say is wow. Instant shine was like insatant coke I felt a rush almost immediately after two sprays to my chest/neck area and it seemesd to rub off on my co-workers throughout the day as everybody seemed to be nice to me, I’m not a real extrovert so normally this does not happen to me, henceforth, I know it was the Instant shine stuff. Later that night I decided to experiment immediately. Two sprays of instant female magic to the back of my neck, one spray of instant shine to my frontal neck area and two sprays of Ammo to my chest underneath my shirt. I must say first of all I have used Eternity, Georgio Armani, Curve, Me, Polo and a few others and I have never gotten this reaction, ever. This combo was exceedingly effective to say the least, to the point to which after a two year relationship my girl finally gave me anal. I prolly sound crude but I’m not really sorry…all night all I heard out of her mouth was how good I smelled and the grand finale was me sliding into homeplate, grand slam anal homerun.You guys don’t understand , I’ve been barkin up this tree for two years…you send me some cologne, and I’m bangin her cornhole in a matter of hours. “you smell amazing” I must have heard that ten times last night. I’m a biology major and I was skeptcal I will admit but after last night ,VNO active or not, the olfactory nerves are stilll wired to ellicit a sexual response in the human female and you guys helped me harness that. You rock. Thanks for the Free Instant Honesty any suggestions on what that is good for and how I should go about using and encorporating it into my routine? Both with my old lady and in daily life?Thanks everybody.

Um… That’s a good report. No, really… I’m just chuckling at the non-possibility that Androtics would package that combo and call it Instant Anal Magic… or Instant Shine yo’ Behin’ … Instant Stick it in her Poo–nevermind, you get the drill. Oh… hell… that was bad too! LOL!

Be sure to start a journal in the Men’s Journals forum and keep us updated on other hits. You… don’t necessarily have to give us all the details of the hits, of course… just a… you know… general idea that they’re working for you. Or not working for you, if the case may be later on… or…

Maybe… Instant A2M? <Oh shut up, Data4!>

-D4

I think I just snorted coffee right in to my brain.

Clicked this link expecting to see a new user had the self effect of feeling uptight, taking things too seriously, had to arrange his cd stack in alphabetical order due to the combo he had worn.

Daggone, biology majors just tell it like it is don’t they? Interesting read first thing in the morning that’s for sure.

:open_mouth: Holy Backdoor entry Batman score !!! LOL http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_218.gif

I love when skeptics have their “holy shit” moment when they realize the products really do work LOL Thank you for sharing that personal moment with us. You didnt happen to have the IH on when you posted this did you LOL.

Thats why they throw it in there free you know, so you will come back and tell us all the juicy details (snort) :smiley: Just teasing.

The olfactory nerve is wired to many different responses in the brain not just sexual ones so you will have lots of fun with these products.

Here is a little study you may find of interest since your a biology major

IH is good for deep ummmm LOL, sorry :stuck_out_tongue: Deep meaningful conversation and bringing a feeling of comfort, closeness and intimacy. Its a great all round product. You can wear it out with friends to give a close comfortable feeling or with your young lady to bring a close loving intimate feeling.

Funny you should be wearing IFM when this happened, IFM is different. It calms and comforts cranky women but one other thing it does that people forget about is ease people into situations they normally feel uncomfortable with. In your case it became IBDM Instant back door magic. Ok enough teasing. Great report reps to you for sharing. :wink:

Data you know we call it IBDM Instant back door magic

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_21.gif Tisha

http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb098&pp=ZKxdm021NUUS

instant anal done…now waiting for instant bj, lol jk

newayz, good report, whats your blood type and race btw??

haahaha omg wtf.

i thought “anal” meant he got pissed or some shit, and et voila. clicked this and saw.. anal, literally. hahahahahahaha

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IBDM?
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That one moves definitely ahead of Tisha’s “Fat Bag Lady Love Mix” for a product or mix name.

Instant Back Door Magic?!?! I think that one could be a best seller!

:open_mouth: I spit mine out!!! Talk 'bout an eye opener! From now on before I log on Ima have a scoth.

Careful Bella, you’ll make the scothettes jealous! :slight_smile:

Moleculsedux, that’s a good post. We’re just a bunch of miscreants. Glad you had good results the first time out. If you do run into any probs just ask!

You’re supposed to swallow it.

In more ways than one! :open_mouth: :slight_smile:

Great report. Reps!

LMAO ladies!

This is a classic report! reps on the way!

Lol, Instant Anal Magic, thats great man thanks. Yeah, they could package it and ship with complimentary Anal-eaze or Astroglide or something.

Thanks dude

Lol yeah man, Umm blood type is O positive, I’m white mid twenties

Thanks Tisha You Rock!

IBDM - I like that!

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Great Report

I just read this today since it was in my “related posts” box from my post on anal sex, and had to say something to get this bumped back up the list. If nothing it’s definitely good for some serious laughs.