An AFC gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front seat. The AFC looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him. The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off at the next stop.
When the bus starts on it’s way the bus driver says to the AFC, if you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you. The AFC of course says that he’d love to know so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder,said the bus driver guy, you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you.
Well the AFC decides to try this out so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. And right on schedule the nun shows up. When she’s in the middle of praying the AFC walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The AFC agrees to this and quickly sets about to go to work on the nun. After he finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, Ha ha, I’m the guy from the bus!! The nun whipped off her mask and shouted back, Ha ha, I’m the bus driver!!
Is there a deeper truth in this story or just for fun xD