Another translation from the female language institute

Female Dictionary additional insights as discovered by our team of researchers, some who are now MIA putting this together.

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, n ot permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying F@!K](javascript:ol(‘http://us.f836.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To%3DF@!K’):wink: YOU!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it’s

Habib just guaranteed that a female assassin will take him out in the middle of the night.

..I am in the most secure location in the planet…i hope she takes me out somewhere nice…getting tired og hiding in the playboy mansion and hanging out with Hugh Hefner.

and that makes you.. in london?

You forgot the eyeroll!!!

…and the foot tap

I forget what do these mean??

I shall get my scientist to work on these… a lot of them have mysteriously vanished, so i am recruiting some new guys… will get back to you…:roll_eyes:

Well, tell em to hurry, cause I already (oops!) did it again!

Eye roll= WRAP IT UP.
Foot tap=eye roll.
I think. ..

OK just in, two of my guys died getting this through.

Eye Roll… means if you dont shut up i’m going to kill you.

Foot tap…means i am thinking of a way to get away with murder.

Wow, Habib, your lovelife must be fight free!

Ok I know this is off subject but I have a question.

How come when you ask a guy what he wants to eat for dinner he says “I dont care whatever you make” Then you start suggesting and its " no I dont want that " Jeez that drives me nuts. Just tell me what the hell you want and thats what I will make.

Thats the only time I end up tapping my foot. LOL

Tisha

i would like roast beef and potatoes with gravy and mushy peas carrots and cauliflower .. followed bt sara lee triple chocolate gataeu…:roll_eyes: :smiley: :wink:

Thank you Habi. See was that hard? Still dosnt anwser my question though LOL

Tisha

Well why do men do that… well the firstly ‘whatever’ implies that the man does not have to use his two brain cells, so the lazy organ is responding. However when you start to make suggestion the man has to use his two Brain cells hence why your man is thinking, and as you know when men start to think, things start to happen which are beyond the control and understanding of women, and this leads to the darkside of the force.
So dont make any suggestions, just give the bugger ‘whatever’.:stuck_out_tongue:

lol I do that to my mother. The reason is for not being in the mood of making a list of the food that I feel like eating.

Just cook. If you suggest something, you’re just setting your self up.