I’m out in the back yard ripping up sod for a garden plot this last evening, because dammit, I’m gonna f*cking grow some potatoes and it’s gonna damned well relax me, god dammit! And my friend D calls, and says, “Hey, I got the house to myself, come on over.”
Now D is a guy I have know for a long time, and he’s calling me to come over because his roommate has found a new gf and is never around anymore. So when he gets lonely, he calls me and we hang out. Usually we have some food, drink some beer, watch adult swim, laugh a lot and shoot the shit. He used to hit on me every time I saw him, but I have discovered that 2 sprays of copulins dilution (1:180, or drops EOW in 30 mL PA) puts him off without being offensive.
So I spray on my cops dilution, and then I spray on one spray of Instant Jerk and put on a drop of A314. No calculator, just going with my gut on this one.
Mind you, I was wearing the remnants of 2.5 mch P75 from this morning, as well.
I get there and he meets me at the (closed) gate in the entrance, hops in my car and we turn around. I wasn’t expecting that, but okay. So off to the burger bing we go.
I walk in and see that the woman at the register is familiar. I know her from another burger bing, but why she is here, I have no idea… I almost never come to this one.
“Hmmm, I know you,” I say, without thinking about it. She looks at me and says, “Yeah, I have seen you before, you look familiar.”
“Hmmm, you must have been at a different Burger Bing. Saint Lucie West?”
“Nope, Tulip Drive.”
“Aha, that’s where I know you from. You’ll remember me as the guy who comes in with insane fish sandwich orders.”
“Oh yeah! I remember you now!”
D is getting impatient and says, “Um, yeah, can I have four whappers?” She takes his order and his money, and I just keep talking to her as if we were long lost friends, and there’s that “charge” in the air again, and I know what it means. It means that if I keep going like this, I’ll bed her within a few hours. Very strange how I can feel it when I get on a roll like this. The pheros have me completely at ease and she’s just eating me up. To the point that she tries to give me D’s change, and I have to point to him to remind her. She never takes her eyes off me as she turns to him and hands him the change.
Then, on a whim, I say, “I have a question for you. I need buckets. Ya got any buckets I can have?” I’m thinking this kills two birds with one stone: I can plant stuff in buckets, and she can stay focused on me longer. She surprises me by going to check, and to my further surprise, she comes back with one. D and she and I get into a discussion of buckets for a moment, and then she remembers that she has drive through customers to attend to. Mind you, she’s the assistant manager. And she completely forgot about her job while talking to me.
I am ON. And she is right there with me. And D is looking at me like “What the hell happened to YOU, dude?!” He’s used to seeing a much more quiet, reserved me. This time, I’m right there, totally un-self-conscious, making conversation, friendly, playful, flirting and with it. No trouble whatsoever opening, finding things to talk about, anything. (Although this could also have something to do with one of the subliminals I have been using lately, about overcoming approach anxiety - but I know it was really spurred on by the pheromones.) Then I notice she’s wearing a ring, and I say (fairly loudly), “Too bad she’s wearing a ring.” She doesn’t hear me, but a few of her subordinates do. They all give me a huge knowing grin. She’s not bad looking at all, and seems like the kind of woman who would be a lot of fun to hang out with. Then D and I are shooting the shit, joking about which sign we think she is, and he says Capricorn Ascendant, and I say Capricorn Sun. I have always sucked at guessing ascendants, but I am accurate enough with sun signs that one of my friends has made a game of it, showing me pictures of people and seeing if I can figure out their sign. So I ask her if she’s a Cappy, and she’s not. I am not really surprised, since I wasn’t really paying much attention, and we laugh it off. Without bothering to ask what her sign is (due to the cheese factor involved), we grab the bag o whappers and leave burger bing.
We get back, and he’s asking me what the hell I am wearing. He knows about the pheros. I ask why he’s asking, and he says he noticed a “shift in my personality”.
“Yeah, great stuff, what I have on right now. I’m loving it,” I tell him. And I am. Cause it rocks. It just f*cking rocks.
And it’s simple, too:
2.5 mcg P75
1 spray Instant Jerk
1 drop A314.
Overall effects lasted all night. The personality affects lasted for a good two or three hours. This mix strikes me as being ideal for a party/bar/social atmosphere. Talk about your effortless pickup! I wasn’t trying to pick her up, but she was right there with me, had I wanted to. Deferring to me, focusing on me completely, and so on. Response time: Less than 10 seconds. I am sure some of that was my attitude and body language, but wow. Good stuff.