Found these in some christmas crackers… thought you would like them.
He said to his wife, “Everybody hates me.”
(upside down text follows)
“Oh, come on,” she replied, “Everybody hasn’t met you yet”
“Kiss me, sweetheart, and I’ll tell you a secret,” said the cocky young man.
(upside down)
"She retorted, “I know your secret. I work at the clinic.”
Said the bitter woman to her friend, “When the only thing that’s stiff is in his socks, then it’s time to take the money and run.”