Da Bella da Ball Journal

[Bella]

@Daedelus76

Hmm… so Bella’s journal has degenerated into bawdy innuendos? Oh nooss! You know what an innuendo is, don’t you, Bella? …

Why yes, yes I do. And thanks so much for dropping by.

@Daedelus76

Oh, I’m sorry, that joke was just lame/old/racist/un-PC/kills kittens… No ethnic jokes in this post, not on my watch

Oh nooss!..not in this post. Evidently you do your best work elsewhere.

@Daedelus76

One of my aunts…*** is Italian ***and was unhinged in her younger years or even when she got older. I actually like her, she was a nice person… the rest of the family just thinks she’s nuts.

@Daedelus76

The other young woman I was attracted to several years ago (that turned out to be, um, insane)… she was half-Italian, and her mother was schizotyphrenic (and full Italian).

@Daedelus76

***OTOH my favorite Latin teacher in highschool was Italian, and she wasn’t crazy *(she was very nice and funny so I guess there are at least a few Italian women I know that aren’t insane.

@Daedelus76

And I guess you are OK too, Bella. So that makes it 50/50. Italian women are only half insane

@Daedelus76

I gotta be sure not to get on your crazy side, 'cause when Italians don’t like you, they get nasty It’s like a bunch of harpies comming after you to tear your flesh off

Aside from genetic insanity and being good with knives…I also have a near photographic memory.

@Daedelus76

Oh Bella…You know what they say, if you can’t say something nice… I shouldn’t open my big mouth (hands?).

Oh Daedelus…You don’t mind if I quote you…

Thanks again for dropping by.