Yeah - I figured - but getting there is half the fun. Getting back out is the other half … ![]()
Better brace yourself…
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OKay - I’m braced …
You’ve got guts…now all ya gotta do is hang on and try to keep up! ![]()
You’re going to shoot me but I read “dust off my boobs”. I blame SteveO and his pheroboobs. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2JyzpXSk4E&feature=related)
ROTFL.
I’m about to hit the “Want Ads” to see if there are any job openings in that profession: “Professional Boob Duster”.
Would that be under housecleaning or personal services?
… and how do you explain that job to your family or priest?
I presume it would depend on the size of said “real estate”.
Would love to see someone explaining it to family and priest ![]()
LOL! First, I ain’t gonna shoot ya. Second, my boobs dun gather no stinking dust. Third, glad your here…lol ![]()
Try personal cleaning services. If you need help I can call Uncle Vito. He has a crew of professional cleaners. ![]()
Good luck with that…'cause if Mrs. BH catches you…you’re gonna need a priest! ![]()
Hmmm, I’m thinking personal hygiene, and the job description would be mammary hygienist?
Ain’t that the truth … lol.
May have to leave that career up to Mark or Renny … I think Mark is going in the right direction …
Something in the Medical Field … nice. Is this professional? Public Service? A non-profit?
I dunno Mark - what do you see as the business model if there is one?
Pay for service? Work done as needed or set-up a regular service - once a week or every two weeks? Or work for donations as a non-profit?
Okay - now that I have gotten the pot all stirred up I am going to run away … my martial arts class migh be safer right now … lol
Now that you mention it I have had some experience in the field of boob dusting…I had no idea one could get paid for it.
u know, that was on my list right above lifeguard… only problem… its kinda hard to find the proper paper work to clear the zoning laws ![]()
im think i found this one under daycare/“nightcare”… but hey wat bout as a civil service, i mean ur gonna need a full retirement and health care plan ![]()
bond
Good question! I’m thinking a for-profit company, with dusting seesions available on an individual appointment basis or regularly scheduled sessions, and fees based on a combination of how often the accounts are dusted and either bra size or the number of square inches requiring dusting. And dusting the underside would be at an additional cost.
Of course discounts would be given for the larger accounts, say maybe bra size of D cup and larger?
If you use compressed air and appropriate nozzeling you can dust any sized ones in seconds…the main profitability concern is going to be logistical…getting customers through the door, processing them and getting them back out. Perhaps a Mall Kiosk would work. It certainly lends itself to franchising.
And once again Bella’s ballroom gets sidetracked off into never-never land. Sorry Bella! ![]()
And on another note, hey Bond looks like I’m gonna pick up a contract to design and build a time tracking/location staffing software application for an aquatics company that provides lifeguard and pool cleaning services.
Bond - you never cease to amaze me - that kind of long-term thinking is really on the ball. Always think at least 2-3 steps ahead …
I actually thought of that while I was working outside … good job.
Yeah, being the businessman you are probably right. I actually had a “travel to the customer’s house for work done in the privacy of your home” business model in mind but that would push up the fees and might be tough in the current economic climate.
Yeah - ditto. Sorry 'bout that. :o If you want we can move the discussion elsewhere. Unless of course you think this one definitely needs some mature adult supervision to keep from going too far astray … lol.![]()
That’s a good model if you can maintain exclusivity. Some sort of quasi governmental licensing board would be an absolute nescessity, low startup costs and potentialy high job satisfaction would guarantee competition…I’m guessing some less than ethical guys would do it for free. That’s why I think prime locations and high volumes are your best bets.
OK, I’ll stop now…back to the dance!
you know i would give a discount unless these “larger plots” required washing or at least rinsing off… say with a power-washer or other method
unless bella would be willing to pitch in with a few pointers… or a model?![]()
bond
UH huh…I blame the two of you! Jeeze I leave you guys in the Ballroom for a few hours and now I’m here by myself cleaning! Why, oh why? That’s it. I need help. Now accepting applications…
You jest.
Now yer talkin’.
It should be by regularly sheduled appointments if possible…wanna lock 'em in, and included if they buy the entire dusting package.
Good to know I qualify for the discount. ![]()
You’re under consideration…but you’ll need other..um…skills. Please see requirements below.
Your hired! I love a man with experience who’s proficient in domestic chores.
You’re cleared…jus’ gotta fill out the paper work.
Ouch! I can see you’re going to require a few special training sessions…renny? ![]()
renny?
Yeah, ren, where are ya now? OK, I’ma do it maself…always happy to oblige…here are the models…instruction comes later. This is what I did instead of working on my report…lol. Now pay attention.
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