I’m always interested in taking new applications. Here are a few prime candidates I’ve been interviewing. I’m tuff but fair…only those who are up for the challenge need apply. Lotta work to be done…I’m a very Dirty girl.
Hmmm…where can we find one? ROFLMAO. I love you guys. You can “highjack” me anytime…I’m always up for the ride!
Thanks Tahkisis! I can use all the help I can get. Myself? I hate vacuuming…
Well, we’ve started…looks like, for the time being, it’s just you 'n me…no surprise there. When the real work starts all our big talkers…“run away”…yadda, yadda, yadda…heh.
Applications are still being accepted for those who can offer more than “lip service”.
Oh, I forgot to mention the special perks for those who qualify.
Pretty good pictures of me doing the cleaning and ironing (Mrs. BH does NOT iron) … but you missed the ones of me cooking (I fixed Mrs. BH shrimp and penne primavera last night) and doing the yardwork …
Yummay…Wolf doesn’t cook much. But that’s OK with me as he does many other things so well.
LOL…so that’s what we’re calling it now… Speaking of which…where’s April? Gonna PM that girl. I miss her.
You don’t have to iron anything, cowboy. All you gotta do is do what you do best…look sexy in the saddle.
The interview is the reference. That’s when they get to put their best..ah…foot forward and show their stuff. That’s all the “reference” I need. It’s kinda like renting an apartment. When they ask me if I need a reference…I tell 'em, “When your check for the first two months and the security deposit clears…that is your reference.”
What the hey is dusting without lip service!..it’s part of the package!
Dusting first…then lip service! Sheesh! Another one who needs “special instruction”…at this rate looks like I’ll be spending most of my time in private training sessions. It’s a Dirty job but somebody’s gotta to do it. Thank God I’ve got Tahkisis to help. Looks like we have our work cut out for us. I’m begining to think it might just be easier to do the dusting maself! And NO…you can’t watch!
I’m tryin’ to get this detail started but can’t go much further without Major Maraca. Where is renny anyways?
I was told that the first thing when renting out an appartment was to check out the ahem ballroom. So same applies here, I presume?
Now, if you would all kindly line up and present your work gear…
Well, if we make it into a for profit held only by women, because it’s starting to look like we hold the know-how here, we can get a tax break for that, as a women-held business, right? All the more profit for us after the necessary cuts.
Like I said - had to go do some housework. Mrs. BH handles the organization side - let her feather the nest as she sees fit - I handle the most the cleaning and cooking - when I am home.
I was trying to find pics of actual boob dusting in progress…no luck so I’ll just have to explicate my experience .
Ya’ll know NC used to be the furniture capital…well when I was first starting my shop I had to work a night job to support it. I worked at a furniture factory as a sander. When we went on break or at the end of shift of course we were covered in sawdust. The compressed air nozzles were a great source of horseplay. There was a fairly cute lady who worked next to me who thought asking me for a “blow job” was the funniest thing in the world. I didn’t think her husband would be amused so I never went further than dusting her boobs and fanny with the compressed air…at least that’s my story and I’m sticking with it.
I can use all the help I can get. Myself? I hate vacuuming…
When the real work starts all our big talkers…“run away”…yadda, yadda, yadda…heh.
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