Da Bella da Ball Journal

The trapping part sounds kinda fun :roll_eyes: …the choking?..ah…notsomuch.

Yes, it’s fun, also very different from other martial arts (and the use of the word “trapping” is a bit of a misnomer, but it’s close enough). There is a similar concept in Chinese martial arts, too. You can see it in some martial arts movies sometimes (The Matrix for instance), somebody will punch at somebody, and the person parries the punch with their hand (and this hand immediately becomes the “sensing hand”), and then their other hand manipulates that person’s arm to check it with a slap or touch (or occasionally grab and jerk it, for instance, combining it with a backfist), and then the “defender” can punch back and the other person’s hand is tied up and less useful. It’s a form of control through kinesthetic awareness of a person’s limbs. In the end, that’s person’s attack can become a very big weakness and put them at a disadvantage.

That was a long time ago, though :slight_smile:

personally i wouldnt want to be choking someone that close to my “open” kilt :open_mouth: but thats just preference :roll_eyes:

bond

Then you don’t want to hear what I used to put someone in a choke hold today …:open_mouth:

You better start being a little nicer to your employees Boss! :roll_eyes:

And me!

I think you must have fashion designers in your class because some clothing is more difficult to get out of than a finger lock :wink:

Well, you know … I’m usually very even-tempered but once you push me too far … lol.:stuck_out_tongue:

I won’t …

Well, actually, by the end of a 5-6 minute “round” we could be missing a shirt … you know - large muscular guys, partially clothed, glistening from physical exertion … several of the single ones looking for eligible single women … for “wrestling matches” of a different sort :roll_eyes: … but anyways, I am getting off subject here … most martial arts clothing is kinda loose.

Aww bella, a bunch of guys are talkin’ about martial arts! How sweet! totally cracked me up! lol :stuck_out_tongue:

Sounds very intriguing! okay ladies, get your pheros ready! So when are we going for martial arts classes? :smiley:

Don’t flatter yourselves too much, ladies :slight_smile:

Ah…the point of no return. Scary mon.

Enough talk a little action more please. :smiley:

Well if the guy giving the class looks anything like Adian Paul…sign me up! He starred in the series “Higlander”. One of my favs. I adore him. I don’t know why I didn’t think of him before. With the new plaid uniforms and fandangled air compressor Kitten found…he’d be the perfect instructor! Besides martial arts he excells at dancing!..and a few other things. He’s a choreographer, boxer, swordsman, played semi pro soccer, loves Mozart, Reggae, and also, speaks French and Italian fluently.
Bet he can cook, too. :stuck_out_tongue: What I wanna know is where the F was Hollywood when they were casting the “new” James Bond? HELLO?

Scences from the series which managed to include all his talents. A little bit of everything…sigh.

Adrian Paul Dancing in the Moonlight - excuse me while I cut in

When you Love A Woman - lovely montage…beautiful song

Everything About You… - mmmmmm…

Forgive me I’m a fool for him. :o :smiley:

Bella

And where do we sign up?

Pick you up on my way there!

Damn Bella.
I dont read your journal for a couple of days and i miss all the good shit.

Bosshank glistening? Guys missing shirts? Wha?

Yeah - once again the ballroom gets highjacked … sooner or later Bella or one of these other ladies who get their journals highjacked will come out with a couple Chuck Norris kick-boxing moves of their own to kick us out …

Actually, I …

… look nowhere near that handsome. Maybe one of us is kinda sorta close … in the dark, using your imagination. LOL - sorry.

Well, I read all this, told them we would have company and to watch their language and … no one showed. A little embarrassing …

On of the guys (the one with all the ink) was intrigued by the Jerky thing …

Highjacked? :open_mouth: And I thought we were on a little road trip…:roll_eyes:

Funny, ya dun look scared…:smiley:

Now he’s trying to throw us off the scent…lol…uh huh :roll_eyes:…good luck with that. About the shoes, BH, like I said…you’re gonna need new ones. :smiley: Oh, and did I forget to mention?..Adrian Paul is Italian and British…lol…oh, nevermind.

Well, we’re here now…time to put your muscle where your mouth is…aaah…that didn’t come out quite right…:roll_eyes: :stuck_out_tongue:

Tell him the line for Miss Jane forms to the right. :wink: Jane, better get busy, it’s already wrapped around the block twice!

Bella

Highjacked? :open_mouth: And I thought we were on a little road trip…:roll_eyes:

Funny, ya dun look scared…:smiley:

Now he’s trying to throw us off the scent…lol…uh huh :roll_eyes:…good luck with that. About the shoes, BH, like I said…you’re gonna need new ones. :smiley: Oh, and did I forget to mention?..Adrian Paul is Italian and British…lol…oh, nevermind.

Well, we’re here now…time to put your muscle to the mat. :stuck_out_tongue:

Tell him the line for Miss Jane forms to the right. :wink: Jane, better get busy, it’s already wrapped around the block twice!

Bella

If you’re happy, I’m happy.

You gotta be smart enough to understand the danger to get scared … lol.

I’m going to be ready for the next Olympics at this rate .. lol.

Maybe - did you mention Adrian Paul earlier? lol :stuck_out_tongue:

I won three and fought the last one to a draw. How’s that? And I did not have to pull anything out to choke someone - lol.

This is the kinda crowd they don’t mind a little pain and once they see the first one having fun …

:slight_smile:…:slight_smile:

Funny, ya look smart…

I’m thinkin’ gold.

Umm…just in passing…:roll_eyes:. Ya see, he has a lot in common with this friend I have who’s part Italian and British…who’s a dancer…who’s into martial arts …who’s, also, unbelievably talented with his…sword…so I’ve heard. :smiley:

Wow, I’m impressed! :cool: But, of course, I don’t expect anything less. :wink: Gee, I didn’t know you were an artist, too!

Well, if you have to pull anything out…watch out for Jane…remember…she has no gag reflex…you’ll never win that one…or, then again, maybe she’ll just let you get off easy. Ooooh Jane, I think Bosshank is ready for your lesson now.

Glad you don’t mind setting an example seein’ as how you’re up first. :open_mouth: :stuck_out_tongue:

Bella

Now where’s that cowboy…he’s next.

Did someone call for the Beef Jerky again?

Do you know exactly what it is made from? The dried skin of all my ex-boyfriends!

Want those lessons now??? :smiley:

:o :o :o

:open_mouth:

I’m thinking you may be right … lol.

oh my. I missed so much during my hiatus. Seems like the ballroom has been busy.

Hello there Bella. Hope things have been well. =D