Hi zeph 
Everything’s pretty good, thanks. I’m so happy to see you. I know you’ve been busy. Thanks for taking the time to stop by. 
We’re having fun…lol. Dancing, dusting, a little glistening…
Though, in between, I did manage to squeeze in a report on ICM 0.251b. 
While I’m thinking about it, if you’ve got a minute, go over to the Abstracts section and check out the article on strange mushrooms. I think you’ll find it interesting. I know I did. 
Ya know, I’m in the mood for an omelet…
hmm, orgasm inducing mushrooms… talk about a whole new kinda high. Time to get my hands on some of these magical things.
mmm… omelets. Love omelets. I’m actually starving right now. Oh what a terrible time to read about omelets. =
Wow Bella - your journal is the one with all the action.
What kind of mushrooms? I thought that was ORGANIC.
I cannot go shopping with my mother. She has a loud voice, with a thick English accent (think Hyacinth on keeping up appearances - the resemblance is uncanny).
Anyway instead of saying the word organic, she says ORGASMIC in a REALLY LOUD voice so that all the shoppers can hear!
But since there really are orgasmic mushrooms… Brunch at Zephs. But dont tell anyone what is in the omelets. Spray some Spaceland around, spritz on some MX282 and P83… “Ohhhhhh, ahhhhhh oh! OMG OMG OMG these are the best omelets I have ever had”
you provide the mushrooms and I’ll cook. I love cooking, and I’m pretty good at cooking omelets. You lovely ladies would probably love the mushrooms much more than I would, seems that they only work with women. Bummer… or is it?
I want to find that section of the grocery store - I’ll buy in bulk …
God knows I love men who can cook!
Mmmmmm…seconds, please!
Just like a man…you want the mushrooms to do the work for you. As intriguing as it sounds…IDK. After a while I’d prolly miss Wolfie…though they would certainly give him time to work on his other projects.
Jane, if you want action…we’re gonna have to get out of this journal…lol.
LOL. Work smart, not hard.
Ohhhh the cynicism. I wonder sometimes if men really do care about making the woman happy…
Pass the mushrooms!
I eat mushrooms sometimes. Shitakes, straw mushrooms, porcinis. I usually put porcinis in macaroni and cheese.
Giving a girl an orgasm is work? 
WELL THAT’S MY KINDA JOB!!! WHO"S HIRING?..LADIES?
Well, maybe it’s just me, but I care more about pleasuring my partner than myself, and will usually engage in foreplay until she’s had AT LEAST one orgasm, before moving on to the main attraction.
Of course it don’t always happen that way and there are those girls that ain’t gonna have an orgasm no matter what. Pass the mushrooms please!
Shoot Mark - you are one in a million!
Nope, actually I’m one in 8 billion, and so is everyone else here!
That’s what Wolf says. He calls it “a labor of love”.
Ditto. I like you cowboy.
And I love seconds!!
I’ll venture to say, considering your vast experience, more often than not…it’s her not you, cowboy. The truth is some women aren’t that in tune with their own bodies…they don’t know how to achieve an orgasm…some of them are even afraid to touch themselves. That’s right. The surest ticket to that ride is learning how to please yourself first! They have to know that and learn how to relax enough with their partner to get there.
He is…and one, of at least two, that I know of.
Bella
Yep, before giving up on getting her there, I will ask her what she likes and what it takes. Hey, I ain’t afraid to stop and ask for directions.
I’ve had a couple girls tell me that they didn’t know and that they’ve never had an orgasm.
And even on well known routes it is nice to take an occassional “Scenic Detour”.
As long as it don’t detour to far south I’m a happy camper.
Um…you guys goin’ on a trip?
Watsamatter cowboy, doncha like the sooth?
Well, and this ain’t a racial prejudice, but it’s a little dark down around them parts for me.
Ummm. Geez, I must be a real noob, cos i just lost whatever is going on here. South? Dark? I so dont understand..
Phernoob, I think Frank Zappa wrote a song about goin’ down south.