You write pretty damn well for someone so young! 
i got a translator right next to me… i think shes pretty hot… but im so young its hard to tell 
:o
bond
FEEDING TIME! 
I’d let ya borrow my duster, but I think you’re probably not quite coordinated enough yet to use it.
dont wanna damage any expensive equipment, or property for that matter… im living life on the edge… iv got tish to worry about and i dont even have health insurance 
bond
Good to see you back back - do well and enjoy college - check in when you can …
Yeah, Tisha gets the fun part…lol. I don’t know how, but Tisha’s gonna have to fix this. Unless she hurries your gonna be crawlin’ to the party Friday night.
Then again…if I know you, bond…you’ll be hitchin’ a ride between a couple of nice girls.
I wonder if *she’*s looked in the mirror, lately…lol
In the mean time…Hank, you’re good with babes……maybe you could take him to the beach?
Well some of us know there is more than one beach babe here … … me and baby Bond at the beach … I can see it now … lol.
And what a sight! 
Come to think of it… that might work out for both of you. Babies are an even better babe magnet than puppies…lol. Besides, you’re both sooooo cute!
And some of us know you need a bigger shovel…careful Hank, you could be neck deep in sand before ya know it.
Uh oh…I see high tide…
And that is the truth. I mean the part about puppies and babies being babe magnets. Not so sure I can hold up my end of the cute deal tho …
The lady hints about wanting a complement - you give her at least two - you tell her she’s the hottest thing on the beach and she talks about making you sand crab food.
Oh well - nothing but time - I’ll keep trying as I think of new approaches … … I’m nothing if not persistant …
Just PM her a risqué picture.
Speaking of crab food..ahem…I’m not in the habit of fishing for compliments, just so you know, cutie pie.
You guys missed my point, but that’s OK…nevermind.
And just because you think I know I’m hottie doesn’t make it true. 
Be that as it may, I’m always happy to accept a sincere compliment.
Oh please, talk about someone who knows…
You are a very naughty cowboy! After class detention for you! And NO dusting! Now march!
I can see Hank just fine, thank you. He’s the one who needs a nice young ophthalmologist…lol.
You must have a lot creativity and stamina.
LOL.
I saw something and then it disappeared … must need that opthalmologist more than I realize … lol.
C’mon Bond - you and me are goin’ down to the beach - for a little fishing. I already caught my limit so anything we come up with you have to keep … lol.
Plus I hear the surf is gonna be UP!
Don’t worry Bella - he’s a lifeguard and I’ll make him wear a PFD if it gets too exciting …
…and I saw you when I deleted it…lol. After I reread that post I figured no matter what I said, in the way of explanation, it would still be misconstrued…so, nevermind. Who knows, maybe you got my point after all…no matter…it’s my perogative.
Keep your eyes peeled Hank. You never know what’ll pop up next. Maybe even a pic of you …lol.
So, what are you using for bait, I mean besides baby bond?
I’m not worried as long as he’s with you…and I have a couple floaties you can borrow…for bond.
It’s UP alright…lol…watch out for that high tide. And don’t forget the sunscreen for baby bond…don’t want cha bringin’ me back no crispy little critter!
i wish i was tan when i was younger… lol
well… gotta head out to that party tonight… so hank… i hope we can catch a few fish while we still got some rapids lol
bond
Hey! Babies ain’t allowed at parties, get back in your crib!
I wondered if you saw I had bounced in just then … lol.
I think I got it … part of it made me laugh. I always like your sense of humor.
It’s always the lady’s perogative in my world …
Don’t know if the server could handle that … Mark might have to write some special code and develop a safety filter for those with delicate senisibilities … pretty I ain’t.
What else would you need besides Bond?
Well I am pretty sure I can keep him out of trouble. It’s me I am not sure of … lol.
Sounds like you are doing a little fishing tonight of your own. Remember to check your fly … lol.
If it’s fishing night, do we need fishnets?
Nope, just a good line.
I think Mark’s got you covered for the lines: The 37 Best Pickup Lines Ever.....Or Not!
Actually coming from the right guy, at the right time, a couple of them are pretty cute.
My favorite is #44