LOL! and it’s all your fault! 
Hmph! you could have handed over a kleenex you know? sigh guys 
lol! ooh wait you!
I’m so- calling Mrs.B to tattle tale on you on …hmm…er…ah…mmm… well give me 2 mins to think, I’m sure I might come up with something!
LOL. Me and Tom Hanks. That was a play on one of his lines from the movie “A League of Their Own”.
I have a shop rag with some 10W-30 on it from changing the car oil today … 
Actually I have real hankerchiefs … clean even. 
LOL. I am falling behind if it takes you that long to think of something … 
you watch too much movies lol!
Gee, thanks! searches for that instant gentleman
Hmph! Too late! sniff I’m l-leaving!
Ah…uhm…okay tries to think…Uh Huh! I’ll tell her on your talk about being a referee for my wrestling match LOL!!! heh, heh, heh…
Oh man, my halo…just got burned…and it’s all because of you!!! I was trying to be a good girl!
Speaking of which, how did it go considering I could not break free to referee?
Yeah - uh-huh - all my fault … riiiiiight … lol.
Hmph! squints…lol, you knoooow that it was you
Actually I blame SteveO, cause he’s the one that told me that the little +'s were for trusted user status, and damnit I consider myself a trusted user, well except for my little rumours anyway!
So, I figured since at the time he was the only other user online with a +, it must mean moderator stautus.
Halo my butt! That a pair of horns that got so long they grew in a circle!
Don’t have time to comment right now. Still having trouble. Dr. Wolf is on the way, hopefully with a shot of “Baby I Can Fix This”. We’ll see. If not, maybe he’s got a shot of something else …in which case you won’t see.
Oh, and as soon as I get off this broom…ALL of you are in trouble!
Cowboy, YOU are first up! I’ll moderator YOU!
Oh yeah? Keep it up and I’ll start another rumour that you’re …
Yeah! You wanna piece o’ me, cowboy?
Yeah…well…you ain’t gettin’ that piece!
What do I look like, a damn carnivore? No I don’t want a piece of you, I want all of you!
HAHAHAHAHAHA o ur so funny mark 
LOL.
Hey - you have been AWOL!!
Computer back up? Or did you throw on too many cops and …
If its suffering the same glitch as the computer you better hang on tight … lol.
Reminded me of the lyrics “Hold on loosely, and don’t let go”.
Man - we are showing our age with that song … lol. But it is on my iPod …
And I have the albums: Special Forces, Strength in Numbers, Wild Eyed Southrn Boys and Tour De Force on my computer.
So there! Does that put you “Back Where You Belong”
Well it takes me back across much time … lol.
Those references are flying way past my head. Where was I? Under a damn rock? Er…don’t actually answer that.
Where were you? Well if you were born before 1975 or so you’ll figure it out. Well if you were born after 1986 or so … I will honor your request and not answer becuase you are too “new”.
Lol, just barely too new. 
Well, if you think you can handle the whole enchilada!
Hey, you know I’m back! And yeah, it seems to be working OK, haven’t lost anything for a couple of days.
The computer isn’t the only thing that’s up and there’s no such thing as too many cops, bub.
…and try to keep up, will ya?