Hellooooo-oo Bella! I see that this place is in need of TLC? 
Where are the feather-duster-toting-males that we had here at one time?
I think they went into Heating and Cooling. 
Don’t worry - I cover your six there too. I had to talk fast one time to help keep a friend from getting arrested by … the military in a certain country.
He was just oblivious and given his combination of bad spanish and oblviousness, I was afraid once he stepped into that building with his three new “friends” we might not see him back out in a while …
Ouch - now what did I do to deserve that one??
Yes m’am - getting to work. Throw in some tortellini with the beer and I will be a happy camper. Light loafers and all. 
Hah, I’m so wired right now, I’ve been running around cleaning the ballroom. Zip! Zip! all you see is the flash of me passing around you with the feather duster.
OK so I spent an hour reading Tennyson. (I try to not let the classics get past me when the opportunity presents itself.) Lessee, Sir Launcelot and Queen Guinevere, Lady of Shallot, … I’m not too impressed. Carl Sandberg leaves him in the dust.
I’ve seen most of the Maxim stuff before.
I guess i’ve just been a little cranky lately.
Maybe that’s why this one appealed to me. Salma Hayek armed with a corset.
Muy bien, gracias. 
You’ve got the Espanol…and Renny’s got the lawyers, guns and money. I’m covered. 
Somebody’s gotta keep you on your toes!
You betcha, Spanky. Grazie.
Gotta have a little garlic bread to go with that…
http://files.myopera.com/mitzUhkOh/albums/585827/garlic%20bread%20in%20french%20B..jpg
and a nice dandelion green salad…
and of course…
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2175/2160114231_66ba840a13.jpg?v=0
…that’s a Yuengling, BTW. 
I’m waitin’ to hear on dessert……so, what’s it gonna be? Cannoli? Though you don’t strike me as being crazy about cannoli. Me neither. Hmm, how about…tortoni?..spumoni?..tartufo?
Whoosh *…I was wondering what that was…thought it was a poltergeist. Must’ve been all the energy from the fabulous night you had.
WoW. The Ballroom looks great! Well, sit down Tootsie and pull up a plate. You’ve earned it. Anybody else hungry, there’s plenty.
ill be joining u guys for dinner alittle late… if u really need a reason, use ur imagination
bond
I say, if it connects and works for ya, go for it.
- yawn *
Aw, it’s OK, Grumpypuss. I still love you. I know what you need.
Now pick up a mop and get busy!
Oh Yah! Salma’s somethin’…else. Have you seen Frieda! She not only starred as artist Frieda Kahlo, she directed the movie on a shoe-string budget and got the rest of the cast to do it for nothing. Talk about having a few good friends.
I’ll see ya and raise ya one, Mushroom Man. Here she is in on of my favorite scenes…of all time. You’ll recognize a few other faces as well.
If ya ain’t sittin’ down…you’ll need to. Full screen, please.
aaaaaand…just because I love you soooooo much…my favorite little brunette… at heart. Pammy. She’s a peach.
Now yer caulkin’.
and if you’re still conscious…this oughta do it.
Ohhhhh Yahhhhh …
Great minds really do think alike!
It was only a couple of hours ago that I was thinking about toe sucking with the young lady I’m seeing tonight. I figured a shot of TUTH to the inside of each ankle should do the trick.
As it happens, I am taking a bottle of scotch. She claims to like both her men and her scotch a little older than average. It looks like she’s going to get her turn too.
I think I’l download this on a USB stick and take it with me. Bella, I never would have guessed that you would be my wingman, but I can not imagine a finer friend to have at my side. You have earned my loyalty many times over.
One thing I will not do is suck her toes through her hose. A man has got to know his limitations.
I’ll look at the rest of this tomorrow.
Fooocusss …
OoohYahhhhhhh!
Take your time.
I’ll save you a bite.
omg, terrible time to stop by the ballroom right before I go find food to eat… I spent 6 hours last night from 6-12 watching Hell’s Kitchen, hoping that it will give me ideas on what to eat. Next time, I’m just gonna roll by the ballroom.
Hell’s Kitchen!? They should just call that show what it is…Cooking with Hitler. Check out any of Lidia Bastianich’s shows. She’ll teach you how to cook and she won’t treat you like a miscreant while she’s doing it.
Another show that’s great with basics, especially technique, is Cook’s Illustrated. This one’s particularly interesting as they discuss equipment and have a Science Corner, where the chemistry of the dish is explained.
Zeph, you can always stop by when you’re hungry…there’s always sumthin’ cookin’.
Oooooo…and here I’m thinking you’re sprayin’ your ankles…
It’s her opportunity to savor the best.
Anytime you need an extra pair of wings… Have a wonderful time, Mushroom Man.
Later, I’ve got a little date myself.
LOL. He IS an asshole. But I was only watching it cause it was on Hulu’s main page. I thought “eh, why not. Maybe something will show up that sounds yummy.” I just kept watching hoping this idiot and poor excuse of a human being would get eliminated. 6 or 7 shows later, she still hasn’t. But really, I think he’s only that way because he really takes cooking very seriously. I think his mentality is customers pay for food at one of his fancy restaurants, so he should serve them the best possible dishes and foods. To do so, one must be striving to reduce errors and be as perfect as possible, which comes from good cooking technique, experience and creativity. And honestly, if a person was good enough to win and run a restaurant at some casino, they wouldn’t need to go on the show anyways. So you get this great cook, subpar aspiring cooks, one or two good cooks, and the rest complete tools and idiots, and you have a reality show where the professional cook explodes because these cooks are supposed to be competing for 250,000 and a famous restaurant but can’t cook spaghetti. I really thought he was a huge asshole who just loves to be a dick, but I think he’s just really serious about giving his customers 110% and he’s just surrounded by idiots who can’t cook.
I really don’t get to watch much tv ON tv, so I don’t think I’ll ever be able to watch those shows you mentioned. I use to really enjoy some of the cooking shows on food network where they taught you things. Reminds me of this show with this guy in glasses telling you why certain things were done when you cook, to maintain pH, the sciency parts of cooking, etc. It sounds like I’d really like Cooks Illustrated though.
Oh man, that was an awesome spread (keep your minds out of the gutter, people ) for dinner! Thank you, Bella-sama!
For dessert, have you ever tried making some tiramisu but with those hard almond cookies… what are they called… Amaretto cookies or something, all soaked up with coffee as a base? So sinfully good, I could eat two buckets full.
You’re right, I was so so so wired… But paid for it yesterday, fell asleep at 8PM, woke up at 9.30AM this morning
I can imagine quite a lot… Explosions, car chases, a hot babe by your side who throws herself at you…
I can’t stand Hell’s Kitchen, the people playing to “win” are just TOO stupid.
Well of course it was my ankles. My orginal plan was to get the toe sucking until you and Ms Hyack inspired me give as well as receive.
OK so it was 2 sprays TUTH to the insides of MY ankles. 3 shots of IJ, 2 to the neck and 1 to the chest. 2 sprays of P83 (inhibitions) to the neck and 1 IFM to the chest. And, well, ahhhh, actually, there was also 1 spray of IJ split between my inner thighs.
When I walked through the door there were no kisses or hugs. We talked about what a loooong day it had been, the implication being that we wanted each other. For some reason we ended up circling each other like wrestlers looking for an opening while we talked. I was thinkin’ it was a good idea because, I knew that all the while she was in my sillage. After a couple of minutes of that, it was on.
For some reason at that point I remembered David D’s two steps forward, one step back. I waited for as long as I could stand and pushed her away. (a little more forcefully than I intended) She’s a bright girl. Caught on quick. The next time she pushed me away.
At that point I walked over (She had her laptop up and running on the kitchen table. Don’t ya just love it when a plan comes together?) and called up the YouTube link. I told her this was a gift that a friend of mine gave me today and suggested I bring with me tonight. I said I wanted to know how far she got into it before she started breathing heavy. I excused myself and went out to the truck for the bottle and my bag of tricks.
Needless to say, there was alot of heavy breathing after that. Never did get the booze down the leg. But we did get the bright idea to trade shots. I gave her a shot of scotch and she had an even better idea. Frangelica that we passed back and forth until it was gone. That was so good we had to do it again the second time. Amazeing. Very sensual. Takes alot of cooperation. Do it vertical. Receiver on the bottom, giver on top. Be ready to get some on you. The shower afterwards was a good reason to get naked. (Like we needed a reason.) The idea had never occured to me before. I have to consider it part of your gift. Thank you.
A fine time was had by all.
OoooohYahhhh