This is my favorite snip of the lot.
When I evaluate mixes (or give products to friends to evaluate) I have a running checklist of things to watch out for. Since I’m a femme, I have a little insider insight to what us crazy XX’s are doing to vye for your masculine attention.
Actually…
To make my job a little easier…
Dancing_Joker wrote me a fantastically comprehensive sum-up email on what he looks for in IOI, and hopefully he won’t mind if I post it up here for all to benefit from. If you do, pal, go ahead and hit me with the inflatable mallet.
So here I bring you…
the UNAUTHORIZED, ULTRA COMPREHENSIVE, STOLEN VERBATIM FROM PERSONAL EMAIL IOI CHECKLIST!
- Yawning: sudden yawning as if tired or very relaxed, and then resume the other signs of arousal
- Tongue & Lip Action: Lots of extending tongues and licking lips, especially as after initial exposure (in as little as 5 seconds)
- Biting Lips: Curling lips inward and tightly due to intense feelings
- Hair Flipping, Brushing, and Tossing: Spontaneous and wild brushing and flipping of the hair
- Crossing Legs: Frequent crossing and uncrossing of legs back and forth
- Opened Legs: Sitting with legs wide open or leaning far forward on the seat
- Squeezed Legs: Bringing the legs together suddenly and squeezing them shut
- Offset Butts: Butts shifted excessively to one side of the seat
- Leg Twitching: Legs and hips/butt twitching suddenly
- Body Twitching: Body flinches and twitches suddenly (jolts of intense sensations)
- Head Rolling: Head leaning far back and eyes closed, as if in a sexually intense, relaxed position
- Body Stretching: Extending the whole body out and stretching
- Skin Flush: The face, chest or skin become flushed and very red (blushing to outright lobster red)
- Sighing & Deep Breathing: Heavy breathing as if overwhelmed by intense sensations
- Fluttering Eyes: Eyes roll back and/or flutter wildly
- Fiddling: Playing with jewelry or clothing or fiddling their fingers nonstop to distract attention
- Bags on Laps: Use of bags to cover stirring sensations and reactions in the crotch area
- Make Up: Suddenly feels the need to put on make up or perfume
- Flexing the Body: Double handed grabbing of or leaning back from poles in flagrant ways
- Busy Legs: Rocking back and forth, changing leg stances nonstop, hopping back & forth on legs
- Nervous Legs: Rocking crossed legs while sitting, standing on toes, shaking up and down
- Supressed Smiles & Grins: Trying to shyly conceal arousal with a suppressed grin
- Running Away: Several subjects have gotten up from seats or walked away after too much excitement and arousal was built up!
- Thermogenesis: The subject generates a lot of heat from excitement, and starts removing or loosening layers of clothing to compensate
- Looking Up & Behind: Really bizarre reaction - women will look up and behind them, as if someone was talking to them from there
- The Blank Stare: Becoming subdued and quiet suddenly, looking down or forward
- Talking to Oneself: This is when the subject starts talking to herself as if in disbelief that she is getting so horny
- Burning the VNO: This is probably one of the most unusual effects - Some subjects will exhibit a suddenly burning or rushing sensation in part of their nose, yet it has nothing to do with smell. They react suddenly for a few seconds, and then everything is normal again except for the building arousal of course … I think it’s somehow affecting some part of the nose that’s sensitive to mones.
Hope that helps you guys out!