EPIC WTF - The object of my affection tells other women that I'm GAY

That’s kind of what I think. We’re both sending each other mixed signals, apparently. So apparently she’s attracted to me but thinks I’m gay.

I think she genuinely believes I’m gay. (Edit: I could be wrong. She could just be a batshit crazy witch, but she drops too many coincidental hints about her schedule and availabilty. I’ve decided to be batshit-crazy-persistent.)

No pheromones for the past few months, but I was never consistent.

How the hell do I do that given that she things I’m queer?

Help me, Tisha!

BTW, I Ordered a full bottle of Ammo (I haven’t done that in a long time) + P79 + P74 (See Ammo + P74 + P79 = WIIIIN!!!!!! )

Someone asked me what’s happened since my last post? I’ve had a few dates with women I really wasn’t interested in, and I’ve decided to stop dating women just because they’re interested in me. (Easy, low hanging fruit, blah blah blah…) And Money problems happened - which is the story of my life. And that’s why I never asked out this woman - lack of money, we’re in “different tax brackets”. I’m addressing that, and also hoping it doesn’t matter too much to her. I expect that it will, but I’m moving forward anyhow. I mean, two fricking years of pining for this woman! It’s as mind boggling as me wanting to break rule #3.

SO anyways - next week she is supposed to show me a piece of art that she recently created (…we’re both artists…) and she said she would bring it in to work to show to me. That’s my “pivotal moment”.

Advice, please…