Well, the previous post was sarcastic, and it amuses me that it appears you took it to mean I was gay. I’m not.
But this post is a genuine apology.
I just went to read your introductory post and man, I was doing exactly what annoys you and what brought you to the forum in the first place.
I’m sorry. I apologize for my snarky tone in the previous posts.
You explained in your introductory post that you were cynical, so you gave fair warning.
I hope you and your wife find what you are looking for, because I know the feeling of switching classes and having a permanent feeling of being out of the loop.
Since you asked that I not give advice unless requested, I’ll respect that.
On another note, your concern about what you’d be spraying on yourself may be partially assuaged by reading this, from the Store Announcements and Feedback part of the forum.
Basically, it’s synthesized sweat components and organic alcohol.
Cheers,
Quicksilver.