Ok so while I am still experimenting with The Jerk. I can strongly and safely say Do Not Wear To A Hockey Game… or Do So At Your Own Risk…
The upside is at least I still have all my teeth (unlike some of the players!)
Lmao well this sounds like an interesting story. crowds around you Do tell. 
Haha good advice, dude.
…but I love Ice Hockey… and I oh so do love Instant Jerk…
Ok.. So I have season tickets, and there is this really hot gal that sits in front of me. We have “shared” some mild flirting, occasionally buy each other beers etc. I’m thinking hmm, let’s give some things a try. So last week I just did ammo and instant shine which has been pretty productive for me. I don’t know if its the excitement of the game, or the colder/drier air inside or what but nothing noticeable. So this week I thought I would go for broke and make sure she knew I was there. This of course after a week of experimenting with the jerk.
4 sprays Instant Jerk one on each wrist one on each side of my neck (I would be wearing a light coat so it was partially covered that way) and 4 sprays of 4x openess (yeah yeah I know) and 1 spray 2x honesty. Figured that should buffer the jerk okay. Well it seemed to with her, she was pretty friendly and by the first intermission had given me her number. What I didn’t know is that the guy two seats to her right had the hots for her too. He got noticeably agitated by my flirting with her and when she gave me her number he went completely nuts. Now I don’t know if the guy is just an a$$ to begin with or if the jerk was getting to him, but as I have mentioned before I am a pretty good size guy (offensive lineman in college) and at 6’3" 300lbs and still spend enough time in the gym to be in decent shape, I usually don’t get a lot of grief to begin with, just standing up and looking menacing is usually sufficient. But no not tonight. He shoves me, I politely suggest that wasn’t a good idea and he probably should not do that again, he calls me some names and shoves me again. Bad choice! The downside is we both got removed from the game, but at least i got her number first. Normally I would think the fight would probably turn her off and I wouldnt bother calling, but considering she is a hockey fan with season tickets I’m thinking I am okay?
This has happened to me before, Season tickets Bought back and banned for a season, (Mind you we only have a local feeder Team “Ice Rayz”.)
But no, If she gets emotional at games, no she is most likely not turned off, if anything the masculine scent you were emitting was enough for her to say “Oh my fuKing GAWD” Thus the number and more flirtation, If she just sits through the game… well that would not be so good, but then againg if she is a season ticket holder as a Single Female… That is a green light. Have some product in lower concentration next meeting should be good yea?