Wearing Instant Jerk as a woman to make a guy act like a jerk: why it doesn't work

First a little background on the situation…

Last weekend was an annual event called Western Week, and on Saturday night during the “block party” I met and hung out with this guy for awhile.

He was really nice and we had fun hanging out (no, nothing “happened”).

Yesterday afternoon…

So yesterday afternoon he stops by, to invite me over to his house with him and another male friend I had met with him the other night, to drink beer and eat some dinner. I didn’t really feel like it, but didn’t have any reason not to go (and I’m not good at lying and didn’t want to hurt his feelings), so I said okay. He offered to pick me up at 7:00pm, but I said I preferred to take my own car.

After he left, I’m like, “Dammit all, I hate when I say yes to do things I don’t really want to do”. Plus I felt that he “liked” me, and I didn’t want him to like me in that way. I don’t know why, he’s nice looking and nice, but I just didn’t.

My son is laughing and teasing me, “See what you get for wearing those pheromones, haha” while I’m cursing myself for having accepted the invitation.

But then my son had a really great idea. He thought if I wore Instant Jerk, and then the guy would sniff it throughout the evening and become a jerk to me. Then I could get up and say, “You’re a jerk, I’m outta here!!”, LOL.

I thought, hey, why not?? So I sprayed Instant Jerk on my hair and chest/neck and headed to the guys house.

At the guys house…

The chili was delicious, the beer and movies were good. The other friend left, and we watched another movie. The guy was really nice, and kept sniffing my hair. He kept telling me how good I smelled, lol. He kept looking at me like he was in love, and also looked like he wanted to kiss me.

Meanwhile I’m thinking, “Come on you stupid Instant Jerk, do your job and make him be a jerk so I can have an excuse to not like him and leave”.

It didn’t work.

After the second movie, it was time for me to leave. Of course, he didn’t want me to, but too bad. He walked me out to my car, and then kissed me. I tried to make it be a closed mouth kiss, but of course the minute our lips touched he kind of stuck his tongue in my mouth, which I hated because that kind of kiss has to be wanted by both people. You don’t just stick your tongue in my mouth.

Moral of the story…

Just say no.

Whew thats a lot of anone for a women but you seem to be able to handle it. Did you feel cranky and out of sorts ? Remember there is copulins in that mix to so that could have been part of the problem.

Oh and hun, The goddess gave you teeth for a reason. Use them :wink:

Tisha

Great report… reps

lol, leave the french for people you like hun.

IJ has copulins in it. The effects of copulins worn by a woman are different that the effects of copulins worn by a man, as you discovered.

On a woman it signals “I’m fertile and ready to mate.”

On a man it signals “I just had sex with a fertile woman.”

Yes, of course I know that, but I also thought that Instant Jerk will make a guy act like a jerk, as well.

You know, puppy-kicking and all that fun stuff.

So I figured, if he got a nice whiff, he might start feeling and behaving like an insensitive jerk, then I could say, “You insensitive puppy-kicking jerk, I’m outta here!”

Maybe if he is wearing it it would but not if your wearing it. Your sending the signal. We have a natural ability to pin point where the signal is coming from so you cant wear a product for him and read the signal that comes from it as coming from him. You are aware its coming from you.

Even when a guy wears it it wont really make them act like a jerk unless they have those tendencies already. Remember mones enhance whats already there. IJ just gives a player effect. The effect the user has been with a women. It can be obnoxious because of the high anone content. There is 12.5 mcg per spray which is like 4 sprays of TUTH.

Tisha

Women also produce testosterone. It has been shown to be corelated with the libido. testosterone suplementation can be used to increase a woman’s libido.

So you could have come across as a very horny, fertile woman.

Or alternatively, a fertile woman who had just been rubbing up against a guy with a lot of testosterone.

The “jerk” behavior comes from males competing for status and the ability to mate with females. You would most probably not be seen as a contender in this competition, and so you would be unlikely to inspire “jerklike” behavior.

See - Nancy Reagan wasn’t all that wrong … lol.

Okay Tisha - here is the million dollar question: What cops are they using if they do not have cops for the ladies’ products?

Never used Instant Jerk (Don’t need the Mrs. thinking I’ve been with someone … lol) but certainly am curious.

IJ is not a big seller like AMMO or TUTH. They make the consumer products in larger batches unlike the advanced products. They haven’t run out of whats made just yet with IJ. They did with the higher selling womens products though. Eventually if the copulins don’t come through they will have to either leave IJ out of stock or just sell it as is in which case it will no longer be IJ IMO.

Tisha

So you tell your son about your pheromones?

Thank you very much O Goddess Who Knows and Sees All. I thought that would have to be the case. I had been curious about that for a while but because I do not use Instant Jerk I had not bothered to ask.

Just don’t peek while I am in the shower … lol.

Of course I do. We are very close, and tell each other everything (well, almost everything :wink:).

He even uses Ammo, Turn Up the Heat and Instant Shine with great results!

Also, what made us think that it might make the guy be a jerk, was because of that report in the men’s section about someone in a club wearing Instant Jerk on the back of his neck, and then getting punched by some idiot behind him.

I would love to know if there are any pheros or combos that would make different kinds of effects, such as making someone not like you, or Reverse Instant Openness, which would make people stop talking and shut up, etc.

There could be the Socials, and then a new category of Anti-Socials. Think about it. Seriously. An entire new niche set of products.

I know this was directed at SK but…

Both my sons know about them and my oldest has used them on occasion. He is introverted and shy. Sort of a old soul, very mature for his age. Like is dad more.

My youngest… Goddess help him is just like me which gives my mother much joy. More on the wild side, outgoing and open. He knows about mones and does his best to sneak his fathers but I feel he is to young still LOL His friends know about mones as well because well he spent a lot of time correcting his teacher in Biology when they got to that chapter. Which resulted in a phone call to me and long discussion and the teacher ordering some. LOL

Well thats no fun, What the use of being all knowing and seeing if you cant peek sometimes. LOL

Tish

Wow… that’s some kind of story!! But if you think about it, he kinda DID become a jerk by frenching it up without your approval. That right there could have been the move that you could have blown up over!

Try wearing some Musk Ghazelle. Eek.

All kidding aside, if he likes you he’ll like you no matter what pheromone signature you put out be it artificial or synthetic. I would suggest try wearing more -none (alone,) probably MX305 (MX311) out of the Raw Power test pack. That one seemed pretty rough around the edges and aggressive but still sexual in nature (for a guy,) heh. However, your safety is of most concern so, be careful! Maybe some A314? A little safer than -none, or you could try a safe dosed mix of both -none and A314.

Yah, but by then, I was practically in my car and away anyway. For a moment I had this perverse desire to just bite it, but instead I spit it out and jumped in my car and left, lol.

Lol, Musk Ghazelle…good idea, and I actually still have my sample Revivia was kind enough to send me, barely touched. I forgot about that, hehe.

What would more -none have done to further my cause?