First a little background on the situation…
Last weekend was an annual event called Western Week, and on Saturday night during the “block party” I met and hung out with this guy for awhile.
He was really nice and we had fun hanging out (no, nothing “happened”).
Yesterday afternoon…
So yesterday afternoon he stops by, to invite me over to his house with him and another male friend I had met with him the other night, to drink beer and eat some dinner. I didn’t really feel like it, but didn’t have any reason not to go (and I’m not good at lying and didn’t want to hurt his feelings), so I said okay. He offered to pick me up at 7:00pm, but I said I preferred to take my own car.
After he left, I’m like, “Dammit all, I hate when I say yes to do things I don’t really want to do”. Plus I felt that he “liked” me, and I didn’t want him to like me in that way. I don’t know why, he’s nice looking and nice, but I just didn’t.
My son is laughing and teasing me, “See what you get for wearing those pheromones, haha” while I’m cursing myself for having accepted the invitation.
But then my son had a really great idea. He thought if I wore Instant Jerk, and then the guy would sniff it throughout the evening and become a jerk to me. Then I could get up and say, “You’re a jerk, I’m outta here!!”, LOL.
I thought, hey, why not?? So I sprayed Instant Jerk on my hair and chest/neck and headed to the guys house.
At the guys house…
The chili was delicious, the beer and movies were good. The other friend left, and we watched another movie. The guy was really nice, and kept sniffing my hair. He kept telling me how good I smelled, lol. He kept looking at me like he was in love, and also looked like he wanted to kiss me.
Meanwhile I’m thinking, “Come on you stupid Instant Jerk, do your job and make him be a jerk so I can have an excuse to not like him and leave”.
It didn’t work.
After the second movie, it was time for me to leave. Of course, he didn’t want me to, but too bad. He walked me out to my car, and then kissed me. I tried to make it be a closed mouth kiss, but of course the minute our lips touched he kind of stuck his tongue in my mouth, which I hated because that kind of kiss has to be wanted by both people. You don’t just stick your tongue in my mouth.
Moral of the story…
Just say no.