LOL No, my name isn’t really Boudicca (or Boadicea as she is sometimes known), but she was my great-great-great…[add a bunch in here]…great-grandmother. According to the descriptions of her, I probably look a lot like her save for having blonde hair instead of red: Strong, full-figured, and a reasonably good BSmeter. Pretty laid back unless you REALLY do something to p!$$ me off (sorta like the Romans did her), and then it’s not gonna be pretty.![]()
I’m on the downhill side of middle age, but most people guess me at least 10 years younger. And since, as a novelist, I’m something of a public figure, I hope you’ll let me leave it at that.
As long as I can get away with being thought younger than I am, I’m workin’ it!![]()
Little backset on that recently, though. I’d been “gaining weight” for about 3 yrs and didn’t know why until I changed doctors and they found a monstrous 4-6 liter ovarian cyst had taken over my body. Last August they sliced me open and removed that sucker along with what was left of my reproductive organs. Threw me into surgical menopause and made me feel old for the first time in my life. I do NOT like that feeling.
Back in the gym now, trying to get my body back after essentially delivering a 25lb water balloon by Caesarian. Given that the thing was starting to distort my ribcage, that’s proving a little bit hard - and painful.
I’m happily married to the guy I met in college, but would like to add a bit of pizzazz to the relationship. I have a male friend who is what the Irish would call my anam cara (lit. soul friend - not the same as soul mate, it’s completely platonic), but who won’t let me get too close. And I am, as mentioned, a novelist, with a book/film project in work. I WAS a rocket scientist, and live in north Alabama as a result.
Yesterday I ordered the to-go bottle of the ISB to try out. I used a pheromone product years ago called Scentuous and it did nicely. Then I lost the order link, ran out and didn’t get any more, and they appear not to be in production now so I was shopping for something else and ran across your site.
Now, here’s what I want to do (not necessarily in any particular order except #1).
- I want to punch up my love life (not just in the bedroom, I want some adventure/romance back in things, you know? You’re married awhile, you settle into a routine. I wanna shake things up.)
- I want to get my friend to realize we are peas in a pod and decide I’m one of the best buds he’s got. (If there’s a smidge of, “If we’re ever both single, watch out” in there, I wouldn’t complain.)
- I want to walk into a room and people will go, “My GOSH, it’s [Boudicca]!” and come a-runnin’.
- I want guys drooling again when I walk by.
- I want my book sales to soar because the people that meet me think I’m fabulous and beautiful and intelligent, so my books must be fabulous and beautiful and intelligent (they ARE, I just want more people to realize it).
I haven’t made my millions yet by any means, so I’ll have to go at this with some modicum of frugality.
So – what products should I get?!
(hehehe)