Hey guys, well Im seeing this woman this Saturday and I’m pretty sure I’m going to get some, but how do I tell her politely to please shower before coming to see me? Lol I can’t think of any ways to do it. We were on the topic of showers and I told her I shower before I go out, but I don’t think she got the message, and I don’t want to be so straightforward. Thx..
How’s it going Prankster … maybe I should ask how will it go.
Assuming your request isn’t a namesake question - if you’re THAT worried about her cleanliness, why would you want it ? Never mind - stupid question.
I suppose you COULD suggest some playtime in the shower to begin the evening OR - HEY, I know - treat her to a warm bubble bath.
If either of those fails - you’re going in anyway so tuffen up and do what ya gotta do. I still can’t help but wonder though.
Umm, why wouldn’t she shower before a date? Thats like normal.
And as SCoupe said, if she’s a type of person that you would even have to worry about that, why would you want to hook up with her at all? There are plenty of non-fishy fish in the sea, lol.
Don’t you people have any sexual ingenuity?
Start a food fight.
Have sex in the shower.
OooooohYahhhhhh
HAHA. So THAT’S where your name came from! 
Easy way to make sure she showers; supervise! Sounds like you have a problem with a girl with B.O.? Is that what i’m gettin out of this? Smell can be a huge turn off! I had a girl friend that stunk horrible! But, my situation was easy I would tell her she stank and make her shower, but i usually would suppervise! And, that would turn into a fun time, but should would not stink any more. Now if you do not have a long standing relationship you can not just tell her to shower. You will piss her off if you are truthful and tell her she stinks and you’ll make an unfixable mistake. You can do an activity such as mudding on a 4 wheeler or something where it is necessary to shower afterwards. Then you’d have an excuse to get her in the shower. You can go swimming in a pool. You’ve got a delicate situation on your hands! Girls get severly offended if you tell them the stink so, if you really want some you may just have to pinch your nose and hold your breath! Let me know if ya got any questions!
And of course you know, after all this, you’ll have to tell us what happened 
Sweetie I have to ask. Is there some reason why your concerned about her showering before you meet ?
Is she a hygiene challenged person ? Is she actually “dirty” or just not fresh ?
Or is this just some fetish of your own making.
If it the first one then your not attracted to her. My hubby gets pretty sweaty when he wears his fire suit in a race and it makes no difference to me. Actually it turns me on more.
He will be all sweaty when I am done with him anyways 
Same for me. I get all sweaty when I run or hike and my hubby doesn’t care. Seems to turn him on more.
Both of us know despite the sweat we shower daily and have good hygiene habits.
As silly kitty mentioned though most women will shower at least a few hours before a date. But I don’t shower before I have sex, Good goddess I would be in there at all hours and believe me I am the queen of the Bath divas.
I think there is a attraction issue and you just doing it for the sake of getting laid which is not fair to either of you. Even if your not thinking long term or having a relationship with her there should be attraction.
Tisha
I’m with Tisha on that last bit.Why the concern? Most girls do a LOT of grooming pre-date especially in the younger range.Food fights are good Whip cream accidents while making sundaes are fun too..
And sometimes well there is just something nice about a sweaty male I’m betting it has a bit to do with natural pheromone output.
Some guys though not hot either way scent wise.
Anyway.. Hmm, you could just tell her you love the way a girl smells after shes showered thats not too odd. Some guys have really had a snuff fest in my hair its funny all the soap and stuff washes natural odors away but it also provide a clean pallet for output.
If she actually smells bad well girls are really sensitive about their personal odors in general in the first place. So its prolly a good idea to avoid approaching that one directly.
Good luck.
Go swimming first. If you’re that paranoid, the chlorine will clear out any natural odor, but then you have that “Clorox fresh” scent to contend with.
-D4
Oh crap, why didn’t I think of this before? Use NLP. Call her up and say something like this:
“Wow, it’s been really hot lately. I’m thinking about hopping in the shower to cool off. Don’t you just love that feeling of the water soaking through your hair and running down your body and how cool and fresh it makes you feel-- especially on a hot day like today? You know how when you take a shower, you use warm water to help rinse off all the soap? Well, what I like to do is after I’ve finished the bathing part, I slowly turn the hot water down and the cold water up until it’s just like a nice, cool, refreshing waterfall on my skin. Just thinking about it now makes me want to get off the phone and jump in right now! Try it yourself. You’ll thank me for it later.”
Engage her senses. Make her want to experience it for herself. This stuff isn’t just limited to getting a girl in the sack, you know.
-D4
So…what happened?? We are all dying from the suspense!!! Its Sunday now, so your date must be way over by now. Unless, of course, you’re still on it