Helpful pointer for women

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TRANSLATING MEN’S ENGLISH:---------

I’m hungry = I’m hungry

I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy

I’m tired = I’m tired

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

I love you = Let’s have sex now

I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?

What’s wrong = I guess sex tonight is out
of the question

I love you, too = Okay, I said it…we’d
better have sex now!

May I have this dance? = I’d eventually
like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually
like to have sex with
you

Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d
eventually like to have sex
with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d
eventually like to have sex with you

Will you marry me? = I want to make it
illegal for you to have sex with other guys

Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by
showing that I am a deep person and then you’d like
to have sex with me

I don’t think those shoes go with that
outfit = I am gay

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hahahahahahaha

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Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
That is soooo true!Well okay, all of the post is true! :slight_smile:

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In response, women’s phrases translated:

I’m hungry = Don’t think I’m a pig if I eat like a normal person in front of you.

I’m tired = I want to go to sleep, not have sex again.

You’re cute = Okay compliment me now, since I spent 2 hours primping to look good for you & I don’t think you’ve noticed.

It’s a good size = Uhm it’s kinda small.

Whoa. It’s big = YAYYYYYYYY!

I’m fine. = I’m annoyed, maybe at you, maybe at something else.

I love you = I love you.

(In response to marriage proposal,) Yes = OMG OMG OMG RING OMG OMG DIAMONDS OMG OMG OMG WHITE DRESS OMG OMG OTHER SPARKLY THINGS THAT COST A LOT OF MONEY . . .

What are you thinking about? = Are you thinking at all?

Call me sometime = I’d like to get to know you and then have sex with you.

How was your day? = If you want to have sex, you have to talk with me first.

A little to the left . . . harder . . . faster = Nope, I’m not faking it for you.

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haha great response!