I smell my Donkeys shit 1 mile away

Im sitting my balcony and I can hear my donkey do its sound effect from a mile away, yet I get a wind blast from its dump too, from a mile away. Now just before I walked onto the balcony, I applied 2 drops of a314 and some primal, I couldnt smell a thing from those 2 products, now which brings me to my point, why something so strong like .none and so intimatly attached to my skin is not resistered up my nose, yet a donkies shit from 1 mile away is.

Any doers? answers?

Maybe it hit the fan?

Chris

the shit hit da fan? and came flying towards me? i never thought of that theory, but u may be onto something, maybe the fan it the donkey?

and how far away can your donkey smell your shit, I wonder?

how do you come to have a donkey, anyway? remote mountain village?

answer to your first question, im not Dr.dolittle and my donkey doesnt speak english, but as soon as a computer translation program comes to translate dokey human conversations, thats that first thing il ask flapper, i call him flapper

i live in tibet…kidding

i live in a castle, actually its of a medievel 15 century fortfress, it comes with donkies, sheep, racoons and lots a weazels (weazels as in humans that reseble weazels)

im serious about the castle part, but you dont want to know where i live, edge of the earth…

Well, Bronzie, when you use a certain product for a period of time, your senses will be immune to it. Basically, it’s telling you naturally to take a break! Your donkey shit contained methane gas which is acting as the ‘carrier’.

mohammad, i dont actually mind the donkey shit smell, in fact i was even thinking of producing an exquisite line of fragrances that included donkey shit, it will give the parum a very earthy organic basenote

just need to find a perfumer that will take this one? maybe il PM mr Harris?

Good idea though, but I’m afraid that you’ll be the only customer for the “innovative” product!!:stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

Here is the reason.

Picture yourself where you ancestors evolved.

Now, think of your ancestors and their genes.

They have evolved to prioritise events, smells, visual objects. For example. I see this tight ass porn star down the street. My eyes turn towards the porn star. Because a pornstar is rare to see walking down the street.

Now, same thing happens with you.

If you are a hunter, you walk the lands. Your body “hides” any un-usefully things and accentuates the things that are different than the normal back ground normality of everything.

So if you smell like delicious A314, and pass 1 mile from a grill, your body will hide the A314, and only smell that deliciousness that will keep your genes alive.

Suppose you lived in a world with donkeys shitting almost everywhere, your body would hide the donkey shit smell and accentuate the rotting pig smell you just passed in front of.

Now, smelling that shit means there is a tasty walking piece of meat 1 mile away. Run my cave man friend, eat eat eat, roast, fire fire, yum! (smelling shit is important, means there is an animal not far away that you can kill and eat! No wonder your advanced body will make the smell ovious for you to hunt!! Same goes for grass, can you smell grass all over? Not really, unless the grass is bleeding because large animals broke the grass. You can smell shit because it helps you survive, you can’t smell grass as much because grass is everywhere and humans rarely eat grass.)

hey bronzie, you’re not alone! my sense of smell is superhuman also when wearing high levels of -none. i can smell pizza from the pizza place near my school, nearly a quarter of a mile away. i can smell food from very very far away, and everything is so intense.

sounds are more intense also. last weekend was weird. at my house, my brother was talking to a friend on his phone. he is 4 rooms away (like 100 feet length-wise) from me, and i was even listening to music. i could hear his FRIEND talking, and could make out what he was saying.

all i’m saying, it’s weird how heightened my senses are when i have on high levels of androstenone. for some reason i could smell onions a lot in the past week, and i think it was probably not as strong of a smell to others as i thought it was.

my eye sight is not heightened though.

as for the smell of -none, i can smell it very well. when another smell is near (or even far), i can’t smell the -none like you. but when there are no other smells nearby, i can very well smell the -none on myself.