I want to live my next life backwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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****:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley: found this in my mailbox today: enjoy!

I want to live my next life backwards !** **

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the
bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every
day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you’re too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally…You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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I wanna cry, this post is so great. Thanks for brightening up my LIFE, Phoenix!

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Thanks!!

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now that was fun,
wouldn’t it be great but how about multiples???:wink: wouldn’t that be better???

just a thought!

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Hi boeeee,
multiple orgasms or multiple lives? Or forwards and backwards at the same time? :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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orgasms of course:D:D:D:D:D:Dit would be like live on cloud 9

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We could get you stuck on them :smiley:

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recommendations please???:smiley::stuck_out_tongue:

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Check out this thread..

Alternatively I’ve got a remote seduction recording, I could try to “help” you remotely if you like.. :cool::cool:

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you’re just too cute and so willing to help thanx :wink::wink::wink::wink::wink::wink::wink::wink:

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thanks for the compliments..
I’m testing this recording so why not try it?

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sure why not
:smiley:

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ok.. and perhaps you’ll have some dreams about me too now.. I read i2w’s posts on xtrememind forums, he said it worked for him, so I’m positive there is something to this… :smiley:

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i’m gonna trust you on this one ok,
dreams are always good btw

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Ok! they sure are..

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btw i just checked out your Kissing quotes, fab really fab i think i’ll give you a little point just for that

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thanks! :o:o

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why embarrassed :wink: well you made me smile :):)like i said you’re just too cute

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Thanks… I’m a bit modest I guess..
Anyway I’m going to try it right now.. check out any effects you might feel like a hug and the multiple …:smiley::smiley::smiley:…

Then hopefully late at night while you’re sleeping I’ll try again to influence your dreams too :cool::cool:
edit: wrote this before trying it half an hour ago.. didn’t notice it wasn’t accepted due to too many smilies..

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Let me know if you felt anything unusual within the past half an hour.. :smiley::smiley::smiley:
for scientific purposes of course..