If you could would you?

Lounge
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I had a friend ask me today …if you could …would you …rent a midget for a day to be your side kick? LMAO …maby we are a little …off ..but thats funny shit right :smiley:

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you can… LMAO they charge $200/hour

My brother in law is a DJ and they rented 2 midgets to “enhance” a party one night… we were just talking about it yesterday LOL… $200/hr they charge…

Call it demeaning, call it degrading, call it whatever the eff you want… but $200/hr is pretty damn good for anything LOL

~Haz~

oh and they ask you a million questions like “how will they be treated?” and “Would you attempt to throw them?” - I’m not kidding you… they actually asked him that! Aparantly there is such a thing as “Midget tossing” where you throw a midget onto a “landing pad” LMAO - it costs more lmfao

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Oh my, I pictured the wrong thing- :angry:
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I know several guys who would rent their midget cars, not sure about vertically challenged humans…

But then I remembered when they were advertising Bridget the midget was appearing live at the local strip clubs. As seen on Jerry Springer.

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actually what would be really funny is this…

im 6’1 about 225lbs now… i’d rent a midget and have him drive a motorcycle while i was on the back holding onto him LMFAO!

~Haz~

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Why do I see this poor woman standing on the seat of a chopper hanging on the monkey hanger handle bars, while you are holding her hips?

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The first ahem “adult” movie I ever saw was about a 300+ pound woman and 7 little people ( I think that the other term is considered not so nice):slight_smile: . Now I am remembering that movie from this thread - it was funny but ewwwwwwwwwwww. Thanks for that … D opens yet another bottle of vino. (Just to forget - hopefully):o Or maybe she would have opened it anyway - hmmmmm. VERY VERY BAD VISUAL - I really hope this can be erased from my twisted mind. (Popping cork of next bottle) PLEASE LET ME FORGET.

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I see someone has a kinky preference in ahem “adult” movies :smiley:

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errr umm..yeah I just lost my will to watch porn anymore for fear of seeing little ppl and 300 lb women..thx Lady..thx..:frowning:

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I may not be able to sleep tonight … lol.