2 Sprays To sides of neck IJ 9:00
This stuff is soo legit! Okay. So im in the subway with 5 buddies. and this guy just walks up to us and gets in my face clearly drunk and hes like What? you guys got beef? and proceeds to strut back and forth between us while his girls just watching and laughing at him. So I’m like holy shit can’t believe this is working. We would normally proceed to beat the shit out of him for the disrespect even though hes lik 30 and were all 16-19 but he was with his girl and i respect women.
So Random drunk strangers starting beef when clearly outnumbered.. is a hit. I still have to test on a girl.
Test 2
This isnt realy a test.
2 sprays of jerk to back and front of my neck
1 spray of ammo shared between wrists.
Im talking to my dad about how he violated my privacy by finding my stash
and I made a comment about how my sister was lazy for leaving all her belongings till last minute when I moved most of my stuff to oour new house already. So next thing you know. She pops out of her room. Starts Screaming at me. at the top of her lungs. My dad (the smart asshole that he is) deciding to make a quick getaway, leaves. and now im left with an angry PMS-ing sister going through Nicotine Withdrawal And I was wearing jerk. She even tried to fight me! I dont fight girls so I just threw her on her bed and slammed the door. And she runs out of her room and starts comming at me again!!
I’ve seen her PMSing
I’ve seen her on nicotine withdrawal
I’ve never seen her on both
And ive definately never seen both while jerking (by jerking i mean wearing instant jerk)
So yeah. She tried to hit me.. waht a crazy bitch.
