Kangen water/ Alkaline water/ Ionized water

Anyone drink the stuff? Apparently it has amazing (almost unrealistic) benefits such as slowing cancerous cell growth, curing many forms of dermatitis (simply by applying the water on the trouble spots), slowing the aging process, cleaning the liver and colon, all kinds of crazy miracle stuff… the list is too long to post.

I’ve been thinking about getting an ionizer, but boy are they expensive… I don’t have the $1,000+ to spend on one, and have been looking at alternatives such as buying bottles of it.

Don’t know if it’s a scam or what, but if anyone has any input on it, sure would be helpful, as there isnt any forums or anything that I found related to it.

Cheers.