Over the years, I’ve realized that my dream job would involve going to strip clubs and hawking pheromone products to dancers seeking an edge. I love the idea of going from club to club, pheromone products in tow, and spraying and spritzing dancers with sample products. I could give them a special code that would give me a commission on any products ordered from them.
All the while, I would be wearing the latest in male pheromone product technology.
Of course, I have no idea on how to make this dream a reality. Much like my other dream of creating a line of stuffed animals called “vampicorns”.
If you go to strip clubs during off hours, you will see this unattractive man come in and all the ladies inexplicably crowd around him. If you are not paying close attention to the transaction taking place, you’ll be further stunned to notice the strippers are giving him money!!
This is the strip club traveling salesman, and he really exists. He sells costumes and stripper shoes. Maybe he should start supplying pheromones? Maybe there is a career opportunity here. Of course, to be successful, you have to be immune to distraction and manipulation by attractive young women.