I can only see out of my right eye as I type this. I am still somewhat disturbed by what just happened…
This morning I decided to wear P74 and IS as I normally do. I put on 2 sprays p74 10mcg. 1x on neck and 1x on wrists. Then I put on 2 sprays of ammo. Then I picked up my bottle of Instant Shine 2x. What the hell. I guess Ill put on two sprays too. Except my finger slipped and it turned out more like a pulsed spray. 2x half-sprays of shine on each side of neck? Did I put on too much Shine? Should I be worried? After all you cant really OD on Shine right?
so:
IS 2x two “sprays” (4x??8x??)
p74 10mcg two sprays
Ammo two sprays
The day goes by as normal, I come back home from work. Nothing eventful happens. Just another day. Then I walk past the little community playground on the way to my condo…
That’s when I get attacked by a group of very young women. And by very young I mean elementary school age…
The little girls of my neighborhood mobbed me, screaming ITS JUSTIN BIEBER!! (okay, i haven’t had a haircut in a while…but really?) Their little hands were all over my hair and tearing at my shirt. They tied up my hair with their little hair bands. One little girl who looked to be about 5 or 6 was absolutely hysterical. She threw handfuls of wood chips at me, then tried to brush them off and fix my clothes..
A strong and chubby little girl about 11 or 12 grabbed me from behind and refused to let go. I felt a pair of little teeth bite into my back…
I was having trouble breaking free from her grip because I was trying to protect my left contact, which had been knocked out.
I finally gave up on the contact. It was getting too crazy for me. I dropped my contact, pulled the little hairbands out of my hair, broke their grip gently by tickling, stepped up on a bench, hopped the fence and got away.
now that I am sitting safely at home at my desk, minus a contact, I am wondering to myself…WHAT JUST HAPPENED??
Did I just almost get raped by a bunch of little girls? Did I stumble upon a Justin Bieber/pedophile mix? Am I a little girl magnet? I thought Shine and Ammo were safe and predictable products. How did I mess that one up??![]()
Justin is a white teenager. I look nothing like him. I am a 25 yo Asian guy.
When I am 35 maybe I wouldn’t mind being mobbed by females 15+ years younger than me, but not NOW… ![]()
I like women who are over 18. This is not a good combo for me. Will not repeat again. Still traumatized. ![]()