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ig + my complete bs mix

don’t know if i’ve mentioned the complete bs mix here. regardless, here it is. i wanted to combine some pheros into one bottle to take on a trip. there’s p74, meo-est, mx320 (actually as i type this now, i’m pretty sure i’ve mentioned this somewhere), and some other stuff. no measuring, just straight pouring. got about half a bottle. well, i never used this so it sat around. i now use this as my gym mix. it smells good and has ingredients i would like to use in a gym, only problem is i don’t know how much i’m using.

before the gym today i had to stop by my doctor’s office to have some forms filled out. i put on 1s of ig split forearms. there is one girl there who works in reception and she always responds well to my mixes. unfortunately she was not there today. the other receptionist is always very nice so i don’t know what the ig did with her, if anything. i saw the doctor briefly to discuss the forms, he was down to business as usual; i don’t even think a gallon of spaceland could make him get out of his zone. anyway. i then saw the checkout receptionist to finalize my forms. usually she’s very brutish. down to business, but in a harsher way. today she seemed nicer. pleasant voice while discussing my forms, lots of smiles, even checked me out (in an office way, not an ioi way) to get me on my way and said she would handle the rest of the busywork. good results here with 1s, 2s seems like it would be perfect on her.

then i head to the gym. the ig is only about 30 minutes old at this point. i layer on 2s of my bs mix. i’m not really sure what it is about this mix but i feel good while wearing it. p74? meo-est? it’s just a “good” feeling.

instant effect on me. i see this lady (high 20’s, hbgym clothes, blonde) walking towards me down the hall. i’m feeling good. she looks at me and can’t stop looking. too far away for pheros to take effect, but i’m feeling good, so i smile big. like huge. like… family portrait send-this-one-to-grandma huge. she smiles back and has to look away quickly before she ran into the corner. i passed her and out of the corner of my eye i saw her turn her head to keep looking at me. she could’ve smiled to return my smile, or she could’ve smiled because she wanted to laugh at my big cheesy smile. whatever. i was feeling good.

once inside the workout area, i set my water bottle and notepad down in my corner. i always set my stuff down in this corner. i hit the treadmill for a light cardio warmup. this particular section of treadmills faces that corner. i’m warming up and i see this cutie walking around to various machines. blonde, mid/high 20’s (glint of a ring?), hbvery revealing gym clothes. she wasn’t a gym bunny though, she was busting her butt. all of a sudden i see her go over to the corner where my stuff is to do pushups. we make eye contact and kinda stare at each other for a few seconds.

a while back i posted a gym report where one girl came into “my” corner to work on a machine, and as i passed her to get to my water bottle, she didn’t budge (in a good way). after today’s incident, i vaguely think this was the same girl. the entire training area (where the yoga mats and big balls and stuff are) was open so she could’ve done pushups anywhere, yet she chose my corner. what could’ve led her there? a few things: my water bottle is very bright so i’m unmistakable as “the water bottle guy,” and the regulars there have seen me walk over to drink from it often.

here’s the catch: she’s doing pushups and i’m done with my cardio so i go over to get a drink and mark my workout sheet. she doesn’t budge. i believe she had headphones in so i didn’t want to say anything. however, i’m really freaking close to her. she was resting on her knees after a set. i walk around her and my crotch is basically in her face (not awkward at all, right? :roll_eyes:) def got some mix to her. the obvious choice is to stay there, drink, fill out my sheet, and then go. i just couldn’t do it. either my “politeness” got the best of me, or i didn’t want to invade her workout space (hate when people do that to me) but i couldn’t stay; i took my sheet and stepped a few feet over, filled it out there, and then returned it and skipped drinking some water. that was very weird.

i think i have approach anxiety/awkwardness at the gym. what do you say? “excuse me, that’s some excellent pushup form you have there”? “HEY, CAN YOU REMOVE YOUR HEADPHONES SO I CAN TALK TO YOU?” i don’t know… i’ve always found gym approach hard, but at some point i want to at least manage a “hi” or something.

one more interesting encounter. i was doing a circuit set and it involved the use of a bench. on the second part of the set i kept looking at the bench to make sure nobody was using it so that i could get right on it and not have to break in between my sets. well, this lady (30’s, blonde, hbgym clothes) set up her yoga mat for abs next to the bench, probably thinking nobody was using it. as i look at the bench, i notice she is looking at me. i would glance over at the bench maybe every 30 seconds or so and about eight glances or so, she would see my head move and then turn her head to look at me. weird, as i wasn’t even looking at her but she probably thought i was. finally it’s time for me to go to the bench. she doesn’t budge as she rests on her hands between ab sets. she was probably thinking “oh great, here comes this skeezeball to chat me up…” i take the bench and scoot it over a few feet to do my set. i finish and she stays there for another five minutes or so. after my set, i would look over at her occasionally (actually at her this time) and she met my looks. even did a look through the mirror and she caught that too. a few smiles and then she was gone.

wrapping up

good vibes from today. ig is showing off very nicely for me. i like what the gym mix does for me and others. it’s a heavy akuto scent so i’m guessing the major players are p74 and/or meo-est. once i finish it i will have to try those products solo and see if the results are the same.

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I did this same thing with most of my instant line as a carry in the car just in case type thing but didnt find it too successful. too much added, and too crazy pouring of some of the mones. It’s gonna be a last resort, final bottle type thing now.

I do this at my gym at college- if theres a tv ask the ladies if they are watching whats on- if they are now you can act interested and engage in small talk about whatever it is on tv. If not, change it to something interesting. at the time- I was doing CNN cause of the presidential election and it lead to some intense chats.

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i lucked out with my random pouring. i don’t think i would do it again though. all these good hits and no detailed report for later.

i don’t do much on the treadmills / stationary machines since my cardio comes from either running outside (i like to do HIIT and prefer some space) or a cardio-based routine. that takes out the tv watchers and casual walkers, so i’m stuck with the gym bunnies and actual workout people walking around the gym doing their thing. even with gym bunnies, a lot of them have headphones on so the best i can do is smile. come to think of it, smiling isn’t bad. it’s only a minor disappointment when i come rocking with these crazy mixes (mx301 and mx302 served me well at the gym) that are slightly conversation-oriented and no conversation happens.

my two testing gray areas are malls and gyms. too much movement there, and my approach skills aren’t that good yet.

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going to a minor league baseball game tonight. thoughts on what i should wear? weather seems to be ok, maybe a little heat in the first few innings. i’m going to go support some guy’s fundraiser thing; he blocked off a section of seats and is doing a small cookout before and during the game. i heard there were girls going, no big need for status, def could use some socializing (i’m not much of a fan of baseball).

the devil on my shoulder wants to do mx115 and mx301/mx302. i’ll need to confirm the guestlist to see if that’s worth it. otherwise, mx115 at 2s, maybe some mx320? or possibly mx115 and ig.

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rushed out to help my friend set up, only grabbed mx115. full report here: mx115 / mx116 pseudojournal - #22 by jayarea

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3s of the gym mix today. i got fancy and put 2s on my legs. keeps whatever -none there is away from my face so i don’t get too many self effects (red eyes are creepy at the gym), plus i find i walk around lots of girls on mats doing ab stuff, so why not put the mix at face level? the other spray went on my forearms.

results as expected. constant eye contact from all the girls on their mats. walked past one girl who was there with a guy friend for about as long as me and she glanced at me each time, though not in front of her guy friend. however, another girl came about 10 minutes before my set was done and she glanced at me every time, even in front of her guy friend. these were blatant glances too (i should call them looks); if i walked over to rerack weights, she looked. the mix hit her hard when she got down on a mat; it turned into “i’m going to stop doing ab exercises and stare at this guy while he walks by.” and i looked at her each time. didn’t smile too noticeably, as her guy friend was there and i’m not looking to jack anybody’s swagger or girl.

unfortunately it was rather dead for a friday so nobody else really got into my mix. there was one regular girl who has shown interest in my mix before but i got there at the end of her time block (pretty sure it’s 2:30 - 3:30) and she was cooling down and talking nutrition with her trainer.

i find this mix makes me more confident too. there was a promo girl standing in front of the door to the workout area selling gym clothes or something. she would stand by her table and greet people, then when nobody was there she would run over to a chair and take a drink of her smoothie-looking drink and then run back over so she didn’t miss any customers. normally i would just walk by and say hi or smile; today something in me said “look jayarea, you’re gonna say something funny.” she was enjoying her drink and she saw me walking down the hall so she wiped her mouth and went back to the table. i didn’t veer towards her table so she figured she probably didn’t need to open me, and then i said “that looks like a tasty drink you have there.” (not entirely funny but i tried, and the mannerism was there) she laughed and was at a loss for words for a bit, and then said “yeah, i love the [some random fruity berry extreme blast power protein flavor]. have a nice workout!” not bad…

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from his post on mx292 in the main forum

brings up a nice little anecdote. i’m always full of anecdotes.

i believe it was early in my phero career, back when self-effects were more prominent. i was jacked up on some swagger pheros, maybe ammo, or lots of ishine, or something like that.

i was in line at a crowded bar. it was the unfortunate position right between two bartenders. there was a girl at the bar getting ready to order, about two people deep in front of me. the bartender was making drinks and looked at her to initiate the order, and i heard her order the special. ($1.50 well drink or something)

normally i’d just stand there and maybe edge way toward one of the bartenders. in addition to be jacked up on pheros though, i was also fairly drunk. not stupid or falling down drunk, but in that happy “hey, let’s push the comfort zone” tipsy/drunk vibe. these two factors combined can be quite dangerous. :stuck_out_tongue:

i get the balls to go in front of the guys in front of me. it sounds bad, but i tried to make it look like i knew that girl who was ordering. didn’t get beat up, so that’s good. i placed my hand on the side of her chest near her back, probably where a bra strap usually sits. she turned to face me a bit and also backed up slightly so her butt was touching my thigh. i’m guessing she was a bit drunk too. i said “if you add my drink orders to your order, i’ll get your drink.”

way out of character for me. again, alcohol + pheros can = exploring. so i pushed the limits and asked her that. she said sure and forwarded my order to the bartender. the whole we were waiting, my hand was right there on her back/side and she was just wiggling her butt up against me.

now, i was drunk, and she probably was too, but i wasn’t stupid. i knew she was grinding on me as sort of a “payment/thanks” for getting her drink, and she had no intention of staying to chat after the drinks were made. plus, i was pursuing sarah at the time so there was no need to complicate things. this was confirmed when the drinks came. she leaned back all the way and gave me a backwards hug and sort of a butt squeeze and said “thank you for the drink sweetie”, then made her way out of crowd. i said “thank you” back and got my drinks and left. never saw her again the rest of the night.

in the quote above, rattlesnake talks about how he was close to doing something similar and that might’ve gotten him beat up. i can totally relate. in character, i might’ve only tapped her on the shoulder to ask, or not done anything at all and just waited in line like everyone else. the alcohol made me think “$1.50 (and a consequent hug and butt squeeze) to skip the line and get drinks faster? sure!” i’ve had crazy drunk ideas like that before. the pheros gave me the confidence to act on it. luckily this wasn’t a completely stupid idea like… i don’t know, hitting on some girl in front of her boyfriend or something, but it did give me a brutal awakening on the power of pheros while drinking.

since then i’ve learned to channel that power (while sober) into good energy. want to say something? want to talk to a girl? just do it. i’ve also learned to rein in that power (while drunk) so that crazy things like this don’t happen again.

little lunchtime story for people in lieu of an update. should be a clean day today for the most part. i do have a birthday party to go to tonight. same audience as in my report from a few weeks ago here: pheromone fried rice - #160 by jayarea

2s meo-est 50mcg total, 1s mx320.

this is a younger crowd so i don’t feel like bringing out the big guns. maybe mx116 to see if i can get a hold of it, or a mx20X and a p/t. i have to be cautious with my spaceland since i got a to-go but i really want to try a spaceland bomb. we’ll see.

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I took you and snoopy’s advice when i bought my meo-est at a higher than normal dosing and got 30l @ 20 mu sprays. anymore than that and I’d be going broke! :open_mouth:

also, 2 sprays of SL happened to be quite bomb-worthy solo. with MX115 or 16, 203, and/or 292… things could get very wild.

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that sounds good. keep us posted on that testing. what scent did you get?

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i would have never ever in a million years gotten grapefruit, but you guys raved about it so much I had to see what was up. also i added an edit to my previous post

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is that 2s with the 30ml or to-go bottle? i have the to-go and was planning on 3s and maybe 1s refresher a few hours into the party.

now that you mention it, the devil on my shoulder (who happens to come out a lot lately) wants to do SL and then a big gun sexual spray like the ones you mentioned. get em loose and happy and then tease them. i’ll see if i have any spare mx292 around. additionally, i could just keep everything in my pocket and see if the audience calls for even using pheros. last time i was there, the only cute girl turned out to be a walking ashtray, and it seemed people were naturally attracted to me because i was the “cool older guy.” i’m hoping for the best though; i think a report on sunday titled “spaceland sex bomb mix” would be entertaining. :smiley:

the thing with meo-est and scents is that it requires such a high dose, which = a lot of scent. the financially advanced choice is to get it at 50 or even 75 mcg and use less sprays, then one could stick with a favorite scent. for us regular joes, we get it at lower mcg and use more sprays, thus we have to be careful with the scent. 5 sprays of anything for me smells like i tripped into the cologne counter at macy’s and knocked everything over. with grapefruit, it’s a less offensive smell and i feel it dries down quicker so you can get into the action faster. in other words, it’s not too cologne-ish and people won’t think you’re trying to hard.

in any case, hit the meo-est at the right dose and let it kick in, and people won’t be noticing the scent anymore. :slight_smile:

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1s of mx116 to go see “funny people.”

before i start, that movie sucked. save your money. i thought “the hangover” was going to be funny. it was ok. here comes “funny people,” stacked with plenty of stars, and it was probably the worst movie i’ve seen all year. way too long at close to 3 hours, not entirely all that funny. i think it was a little overhyped.

i did get a little -none sweat from the mx116. i was in an air conditioned theater though, not outside like with mx115. still, i can say with 60% confidence that mx116 seems to contain some trace amount of -none.

this was a test mainly for me. nobody sat next to me (i was on the end of my group) and people around me were all couples.

as i left the theater, roughly 3 hours after application, i felt very good. huge swagger. there is a plotline in the movie about the main character and his ex-wife and trying to make things meet, and after the movie i just wanted to drive all the way over to sarah (a few hours away) and give her a big kiss. this translates well because the first time i sprayed mx116, a few minutes later, i was completely horny. given 3 hours to settle down, the feeling becomes more like “i just really want to be with you right now.”

still deciding what i want to wear for tonight.

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i was referring to the togo of SL as well. I would say in the pocket, because as an added bonus, if you do need to use them you wont have wasted any precious resources while in the car- because as i saw it, i sprayed SL on just as my ride to a party showed up, she rung my doorbell, and on hugging her (no more than 30 seconds after application)- boom- she got cracked in the head with a metaphorical pheromone baseball bat.

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cool, i’ll keep that in mind. where did you spray? i’m thinking hair for me, maybe one hair and one forearms to wave it around.

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i find my sweet spot is my inner elbow, so thats where i spray the most important things, such as SL

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great post. quick question, i’m a noob.. what does “-none” mean?

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-none means -Anone, the sexual pheromone found in TUTH and Ammo.

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alright, here we go.

i chose shorts with bigger pockets today. in those pockets, i’m bringing:
spaceland
mx292
mx301*
mx115*

  • = these will be kept in the car.

the main phero / no phero decision comes from the amount of smoke. last time i was there, all the girls smoked and the one cute girl smoked the most. i don’t mind smokers, but when it’s confined to a small patio where everyone is trying to party, it’s a bit much. less smokers or cute girls who don’t smoke = go for spaceland.

then i’ll judge the feel of the party. a “party” party will call for mx292, and i’m assuming this to be a “party” party (i.e. drinking and hanging out) so it’s going in my pocket. a more non-standard party, like gathering around for rock band/guitar hero or anything with interaction, will call for the 301 or 115. game-time toss up there.

i heard it was sort of a dressy party so i’m going to wear a long sleeve shirt and then roll the sleeves up. this rules out the inner elbow spray spot, but i’d like to try that some day. spaceland on my neck for self effects, sexual spray on the back of my neck or forearms, depending on how it goes.

here’s to getting teenage girls riled up, for science. :roll_eyes:

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good luck man!

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good news: teenage girls got riled up
bad news: i smell like smoke, cut my stay short because of smoke, and i’m jacked up on pheros and have nowhere to go :frowning:

2s spaceland front neck
1s spaceland hair just for kicks

i pulled up and saw the cars, figured i should go in prepared.

1s mx115 split forearms

i know i keep bitching about smoke. as much as i like the kid who hosts these parties, i hate his guestlist. 85% are smokers (he is not) and the party is outside on the patio so smoking happens all the time, and with wind and crap you just can’t get away from it. my contacts bug out in smoke and i’m not a fan of the smell (i’m fine with smoking if i’m upwind) so i just don’t hang around it much.

i get there and instant non-phero status with the host. i had to walk by some girls to get to him. he introduces them to me and instant phero ioi and dihl from them. i got there around… 11p? alcohol had kicked in at that point, plus the mx115 scent helped. the girls were low 20’s and one seemed to be high 20’s, all cute. all staring at me, all night. one girl literally looked over at me either for my approval or my attention each time she wanted to do a shot or something. crazy.

those were the people i didn’t know. the smoking girls from last time were there too. the cute one is kinda punky and changed her hair color. i actually didn’t venture near this group of girls (smoke) until the other girls left and the party condensed. punky girl (20, hb12 if you like punky girls, hb7 if you don’t, natural hair color is blonde i think?) kept giving me ioi all night. i caught most of these since i was standing across from where she was sitting. since the devil on my shoulder was out anyway, i decided to play the part and stand right next to her. my arms were constantly moving to “keep the bugs away”, aka spread the mix around. ooooohweeee this girl was fidgeting like crazy. she couldn’t turn around to give me ioi as that would’ve been too obvious. she couldn’t scoot back towards me as that would’ve been too obvious as well. however, she tried to do both these things. amusing to watch.

spaceland took the back burner on this one. rather, i should say it gave me more self effects than it did to other people. that’s good, as that’s why i sprayed it on my neck. i think a few sprays on the inner elbow / forearms to help spread it would be great for future use, and maybe one on the neck or hair for my own effects.

wasted pheros tonight? eh, maybe, maybe not. spaceland was good. i also got the mx115 effects without the crazy -none sweat from the other day. nice to have some ioi and status hits, plus it gave the punky girl something to do while smoking.

i’ll call it a push, or a slight win in my favor.