My gf’s vagina is unbearable to go down on. We had an argument about it, and she told me that that is what vagina is supposed to smell like. Since, she is my first-- I acknowledge that she may be right but I have no other experiences to compare it to. And since she is my gf-- it’s not like I can readily RUN out to other girls to compare it to.
So I would like anyone’s advice on what to buy that would sort of replicate the smell of a vagina so that I can compare? Heck maybe after getting used to wearing the smell on my hand or something I’ll even get used to the smell-- if it’s just me or something.
I know this may be embarrassing. (not for me LOL) but can you try to describe what it smells like to me ? It should not be unbearable.
As far as products EOW has the same components as copulins but it doesn’t smell like a natural vagina.
Vulva may be the best option. Google it.
However every womens is going to smell slightly different due to diet and bacteria levels. You not liking the smell is fine but saying its unbearable indicates something more is going on. Thats why I am asking for a description.
Yes, there could be some other issue here that needs medical attention - A healthy vagina is not unpleasant at all and most usually smells/tastes very inoffensive.
It actually smelled and tasted like somewhat of a ripe armpit?
Not overly ripe, but ripe enough that when i was in front of her about a foot away and just touching her hair on her pubic mount, I could smell her.
Of course as I got closer the smell only intensified.
Not to get too explicit here, but cunnilingus is my fetish-- as in a “I can’t even get hard/horny without doing/seeing it first”-- so the fact that I couldn’t stand being down there for no more than 2 minutes before halfway losing my lunch, is very disheartening. The one thing that turns me on, it’s smell I couldn’t stand-- just my luck . I’m just hoping that it isn’t just me and wanted to know of a similar product that I can smell for comparison and get used to if it indeed IS me.
Thanks for the advice on the Vulva perfume, I went ahead and ordered some.
Sounds to me like there is something off going on down there. If your a frequent flyer on air cunnilingus and your smelling it from that distance she really really needs to get checked out not only for her health but yours.
Strong scents like that indicate one of three things… Yeast or Bacterial infection or sexually transmitted disease. If it was a mild scent it could be food related. Onions, garlic and strong spices can change the scent of the vagina. Curry can make it smell nasty as hell. Keep a eye on what she eats and see if maybe she likes a lot of these foods.
If she wont go to the doctor try getting her to eat better. More real yogurt, cranberry juice, apple cider vinegar. You want to increase the good bacteria in her body. It wont take care of yeast or STD but if its just bacterial it will help. Tell her your on a health kick and you want her to join you if you dont want her to know why you want her to eat these things.
Vulva smells like a healthy Veejay. Its not going to get you used to the scent of hers if something is wrong down there.
Did it ever come through? What happened? Was it as bad as you thought?
Ahh the suspense! It’s like when you’re reading a really good story and all of a sudden there is no ending.
I just happened to open the product today, and glanced through my email and got a notification about this thread I had forgotten all about!
Apologies.
anyway, I opened up the product and applied it to my hand. After letting it dry, and perhaps, a little bit of hesitation I noticed a faint smell wafting to my nose.
Of course-- with that i dove right in and took a whiff.
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Heaven!
Nothing at all like my experience. This smelled really good. Hypnotizing, even. This was basically like a perfume compared to what I was expecting. Really great stuff.
Sorry to be vulgar here and a bit bold, but …If it really does smell that way, I swear I’d want to give up this apartment life and instead live inside of a vagina. :o Really good.
Well seeing how you are around my age, the trick now is how are you going to tell her there is something wrong with her vagina? I can see that conversation getting really heated. Just keep your hands up and be prepared for the bitch slap or in some cases a punch to the nose.
To be honest I have no idea what you’d even use it for. I prefer the smell of flowers to vagina, so if it’s just for a smell, I think I’ll stick to normal perfumes and pheromones unless it is some kind of wacky pheromone.
I haven’t talked to her in a good while, let alone seen her. So I figure the relationship is as good as dead.
Last I talked to her and told her to come over so we can try again, and that we should shower together first, she never showed up, and her phone number out of service. (she later told me she lost her phone)
No call, no show.
I try once more… when she does have a phone-- now it’s car trouble.
No call, no show. for a good two months.
Easy to see where this is going.
Besides-- we had a pretty strange relationship where I told her it was okay that she could date/talk to other guys, so more than likely all of the constant flaking was for that reason.
To make a long story short. we don’t see each other, I don’t have to shell out for her car or her phone being lost and it spares me the grief of having to tell her or deal with any of that. D. win-win.
Did it occur to you that that smell your smelling wasnt her but possibly another guys …um… well lets just call it residual presense
Women can smell copulins on men and detect if they are theirs or not and its not always a conscious thing. Men can smell semen and they tend to not like to smell some other guys load in the depot they are servicing whether or not they plan to have a serious relationship with the person or not.
You may be processing the scent wrong. So dont worry even without vulva there is nothing wrong with you. You still like the smell of natural female parts just not those that have been used recently LOL
If it is bacteria or yeast infection and not due to an STD, there are diy ways to get rid of the odor. You can put several sprays of colloidal silver, an ounce of plain yogurt, ounce of extra virgin coconut oil, or a few drops of tea tree oil in the area, then wash out after 30 minutes and it will help reduce the smell. If you do just one of these, I suggest the coconut oil route, I believe it has a higher chance of success than the other diy options, and it can work as a lubricant even though greasy and requires thorough cleaning after.
You may feel bad about her smelling, but it’s doubly bad for her if you’re a nice guy you’ll try to help her with her problem. If she tries to do antibiotics to solve the problem it may just kill the good bacteria and even more bad bacteria will make bad odor down there.
I was actually wondering the same thing! I don’t know if it would arouse me to walk past a girl in the mall and smell that mixed with pheromones or just be a complete turn off. It would be cool for someone to get it and make a journal of how guys react.
I have it and it does smell like vagina. I only bought it to test it out theough not actually use it. The reaction is much more mild then you get with the concentrated stuff like EOW.
. I’m just hoping that it isn’t just me and wanted to know of a similar product that I can smell for comparison and get used to if it indeed IS me.
unless it is some kind of wacky pheromone.
D. win-win.