Last night a few of us headed down to Tunica MS for some casino al la Riverboat style. My good friend had VIP passes to the Diamond Club in Harahs.
The pass only allows him and a guest so we all had to go in one at a time with him. I elected to wait downstairs on the casino floor. I was decked out in gold jewelery and very expensive clothing. Looking the part of the wealthy high-roller. I swantered my way over to roulette table and chilled watching. Not a big fan of losing money to casinos but I like to watch other people loose money.
A guy bet $100 on 00 and hit dead on. Nice pot and as the dealer counted out his money I just watched and played with my IPhone. I noticed a very cute brunette at the table and we made eye contact and smiled at each other. Dealer all of a sudded asks me if I wanted him to recount it for me!
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I looked around like “Is this guy talking to me,” and he stammered and was like oh I thought you were… I guess he thought I was the pit-boss. The pit-boss must be a jerk. I smiled and walked to the bar. They had these chicks dancing on tables. Not strippers but all the same pretty scantily dressed. I chilled at a table and ordered a drink. One of the dancing chicks took a break and as she walked by she stopped did a double take and then 10 minutes later she was back with a bottled water asking if the seat next to me was occupied. Only by you chicky, I said. We talked a bit, but not much to say to her. She was kind of… well lets just say she lacked… ah forget it. We just didn’t hit it off.
It was then I noticed the brunette from the roulette table come into bar. She saw me and made her way over. Dancing chicky had to go work, see yah kitty cat I said. Brunette babe took her place and we gots to talking. I was in a really strange “jerky” mood and did a lot of negging her. Funny thing is that she loved it. After a while she actually said I reminded her of an ex-boyfriend. I said how so? She told me he was a “jerk” but the sex was good. We bantered some more until my friend called and said to come on up to VIP room. I tell her I need to be leaving her.
She then leans over and asked if I wanted to go back to her room so she could compare the two of us (her boyfriend and I). I said baby I don’t compare to anybody you have ever met or will meet. She kissed me on the lips and before she got going I pushed her away and said I’d have to take a rain check. I need to meet my boys upstairs in the VIP. She was a bit shocked by this and asked if I was really going to leave her for my friends. Like she didn’t think I would, which of course I did, but not before I got her number. Lives kind of far away but if I am ever up that way I’ll be sure to catch up with her. I’ll make sure I will be wearing lots of Instant Jerk too.
There was a lot of playful bantering and kino with her throughout the entire time. She was very close to my application points on my hair, neck and wrists. The whole interaction in the bar lasted a little more than an hour.
