First of all, a disclaimer. This thread is not intended to be disrespectful to women in any way. It’s intended to be humorous, and nothing more. There are a lot of serious threads about attracting women on this site; this isn’t it. If playing the dating game is like playing Tetris, this is what it would be like. It may be even show you the ironies of the dating game. Look here to see all the pieces: Tetris - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
The I Piece
The I piece is a hot model. She looks incredibly gorgeous, shares your interests, loves sex, and gets along well with other women. You can spend a long time waiting for her, and even preparing yourself just for that. Sadly, you don’t always find her when you’d like to. At one point, you may even give up, and settle for the artist or the tech geek (see below). At times, the she comes at the wrong moment, leaving you no graceful of way of getting romantic with her.
Corollary: two I Pieces in a row
If one I piece is good, two I pieces in a row must be ten times better. You fantasize about it. But when they finally come, it’s not what you imagined to be. You end up not knowing how to interact with two hot women at the same time, or even how to enjoy the moment.
The O Piece
The O piece is a tomboy. She’s simple and straightforward, and is pleasant to be around. Fits in in most situations if people give her enough space. She treats her partner pretty well, although being with her is not as hot and intense as with the model. Nonetheless, there are times when you may feel more comfortable with a down-to-earth tomboy than with the elusive model. The downside is that she may not get along well with some women, although a model woman might find a tomboy’s company a pleasant change of pace.
The L Piece
The L Piece is an artist. Fits in really well in some situations, not so much in others. She’s most comfortable in the company of her artist friends. Although at times, gets along well with tomboys, due to their simple character. Interestingly, she has difficulty getting along well with scientists from time to time. When you’re waiting for a model, and she never comes, the artist can seem very endearing. While you might feel like you didn’t get what you’re looking for, you still feel happy to have gotten the benefit of female companionship.
The J Piece
The J Piece is a scientist. Like the artist, she’s not comfortable in every situation, but enjoy the company of her scientist friends. From time to time, she gets along well with tomboys. When interacting with an artist, their personalities can really clash, although nothing damaging happens either. When you’re desperate to find a model, dating a scientist woman can seem like a pleasant option. Whether or not you choose to follow through on it, it may seem like the only alternative to losing the dating game altogether.
The T Piece
The T piece is a typical woman next door or your platonic female friend. She gets along well with most women, including those who are plain-looking or unpopular (see below). You enjoy her company when she comes along, although you don’t see anything out-of-the-ordinary about her either. There may have been times when she really came through for you, which might have caused you to consider the possibility of dating women like her more often. But her quirks cause her to look out of place in some situations.
The S Piece
The S piece is a plain-looking woman. She comes along quite often, oftentimes when you’re not looking to date someone of her type. Gets along well with her similar-looking friends and with the woman next door. While there are situations where she feels comfortable, you sometimes find it awkward to be around her. You feel like you’d rather date someone more desirable, but you don’t always have that option. At the same time, a plain-looking woman came through for you when you were in a bind, so you appreciate knowing she’s there.
The Z Piece
The Z piece is an unpopular woman. Shares a lot of traits with plain-looking women, but doesn’t always get along with them. Still gets along nicely with the woman next door. Like with a plain-looking woman, it’s sometimes awkward to be around her, due to the quirky personality she has. Still, you know situations where she would fit in. Comes along when you’d rather date a model, or at least a tomboy, leaving you frustrated in the process. But there were times when she’s really helped you out, so you make a mental note to appreciate her.